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bela:
Is this dude's name really Beardie or what?
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 3:30:43 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
No, when we married he changed his name to Mr Dr GB. We're very right-on.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 3:31:32 pm)

bela:
Uh, ok.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 3:32:44 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Cushca is keeping a record. So far, the women beat the men four to one, as far as seat-offering goes.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 3:33:37 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
I've just had a thought. One of the unexpected fabulous things about having a baby is that I'll be in the lounge a lot more. Seeing as how I won't be doing any sleeping, like.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 3:36:19 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm completely full of rage. The mother fucking city inspectors just sent a notice saying that, among other things, I have to remove the boat from my side lawn. That boat is a lawn decoration and it's my fucking right as an American citizen and property owner to decorate my lawn with a boat. One of my cock sucking neighbors must have called them. Oooh. Something is getting fire bombed.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:16:34 pm)

bela:
You'd think you'd be able to keep the boat wherever you wanted. That sucks. Nosy neighbors.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:18:05 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm in a very violent state of mind.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:18:26 pm)

bela:
I have a bathtub in my backyard. No one has complained yet AND we built our deck without a permit and we were surprised no one ratted on us.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:20:55 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I think it must have been the cranky old battle axe hag from next store. She's had it in for me ever since she heard us watching porn through an open window one hot summer night about four years ago. Well, her house paint is peeling. I'm calling her in. Two can play at this game. I think.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:23:42 pm)

Heruka:
that's what happens when you live in that kind of neighborhood. this neighborhood is cool. everyone is nice AND minds their own business. within reason I suppose. you live in a ghetto, bela. they're just happy there's not a collection of used toilets out front. Sanford and Son.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:25:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
There are some really old just waiting to die types still around. The rest of the property owners are very cool.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:26:20 pm)

Queenie:
When I was enormously pregnant and shleping around on the bus, women were all the time offering me their seats. But not once did a man ever offer. Not once. Women are more sympathetic to that condition, I guess.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:26:23 pm)

Queenie:
What problem could this woman possibly have with your boat?
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:27:03 pm)

bela:
I don't live in the ghetto. I live in the very respectable fort sicily. They don't like your curtains you hear about it from Vinney or Guido. I have no out front, the sidewalk is out front.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:28:30 pm)

Heruka:
they can get real pricky in the city where I live. Real pricky. I've heard that they had a neighborhood petition to have a home owner not be allowed to drive his tow truck home, for having in his drive made the neighborhod look like crap. and this was in a neighborhood where the houses cost almost a half million bucks. here though people are ok.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:31:35 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm not going to call and register a complaint about her peeling silly putty colored fucking house. I'm above that. Silly putty. She painted her house the color of silly putty.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:31:43 pm)

Chewing Wax:

That boat doesn't look so bad does it?
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:33:08 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm calming down. Maybe the boat is a hideous standing water mosquito farm.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:34:25 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'll replace it with a pile of old tires. See how they like that.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:35:58 pm)

Heruka:
I can't tell it's a boat. On the other computers I can, but not this one. This monitor sucks. Is that a motor on back? How many horsepower?
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:36:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No motor. It's a garbage can.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:36:38 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'd be sailing it but the mast snapped in a violent wind storm that swept her out into the lake and tossed her back to shore about 100 yards towards Cleveland. Big hole in the top, but that's just glass work. It's the mast I haven't been able to replace.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:37:50 pm)

QUeenie:
That's total BS, wax. It doesn't look like an eye-sore to me. It's your fucking yard!
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:39:45 pm)

Heruka:
it seems to me that the city has no right to tell people what they can or cannot do o have on their own property. but then again, I don't think people own property the way they used to. with all the eminant domain crap, it's like we're just borrowing from the city till they decide what they want to do with it.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:40:07 pm)

Queenie:
There is this empty plot of land two houses up, and once the people who owned it inexplicably put up this glass door thing.. just standing there, all by itself. ANd of course it got broken and someone registered a compliant, but it was a hazard because the glass was all over the sidewalk. They finally cleaned it up.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:42:25 pm)

Queenie:
Once someone called and had my Volvo towed. That pissed me off. I guess it was sitting in one place too long, but I couldn't move it because the tires were slashed. We just let them tow it. It was only a $300 car anyway.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:43:21 pm)

Queenie:
Fuck this work crap. I'm going to work on my screenplay.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:43:47 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You go sister
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:47:51 pm)

Heruka:
I think I may have a job affer. A good job. But I'll have to wear a suit and tie to work. And act like a professional. Clean shaven, haircut AND combed. With a real company. Hmmm.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:48:24 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Could be fun for a while
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:49:21 pm)

Queenie:
I'm kind of stuck on my ending.
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:51:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
exploding tuba!
(Tue Mar 12, 2002 - 4:53:49 pm)