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Chewing Wax:
.4 seconds left, and St. Bonaventure is down by three with three foul shots to take.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:34:48 pm)
Chewing Wax:
down by two with two foul shots to take. Time out.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:35:23 pm)
Myk Murphy:
don't stay at the holiday inn express down in haines city/baseball city. the boneheads lost all power while i was staying there. i was not amused.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:35:48 pm)
Chewing Wax:
down by one with one foul shot to take. Time out.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:36:32 pm)
Chewing Wax:
No power? In Baseball City?
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:37:08 pm)
Chewing Wax:
This poor kid
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:37:38 pm)
Chewing Wax:
He MADE IT!!!! Second Overtime!
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:38:12 pm)
Decoy:
Oh my God.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:43:42 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Kentucky wins. 85 to 80. Ten million dollars down the shitter.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:53:17 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I've figured out the name of my book!!!
No Power in Baseball City
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:54:30 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It works two ways!
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:55:17 pm)
Decoy:
Looser!
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:57:08 pm)
Decoy:
Don't you think that's a little too arty?
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:57:45 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It was as dark and stormy night in Baseball City and the power was out. The freaks who dwell in the bowels of a place like Baseball City come out to play when the lights go out and I could hear them sniffing around outside my room, rutting in the garbage and signing their dirty little songs.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:58:31 pm)
Decoy:
We were such homers on the Bonnies. Damn.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:58:55 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It's a valuable lesson. Bet with your head, not your heart.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 2:59:37 pm)
Decoy:
I heard a voice wafting up from the streets, hoarse and half choked,"Build it and we will go ...." soft and slimey and rolling into the dark night.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:00:09 pm)
Decoy:
I happen to live in Baseball City, USA.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:00:59 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I opened up the top drawer in the desk and pulled out my revolver, checked to make sure it was loaded, and set outside to hunt me some CHUDS
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:01:09 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That's right, Rochester is Baseball City, USA. How the hell did Rochester get that?
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:01:51 pm)
Decoy:
They give ya five bucks a head downstate, you see they recycly some tiny gland in their brains for what the street people call, "wagg."
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:02:45 pm)
Decoy:
I think we got that because no one else thought it was worth it to pony up the entry fee for contest.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:03:52 pm)
Chewing Wax:
You could spot the waggers in a second. They had wide staring eyes that never blinked and usually were drooling uncontrolably.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:04:23 pm)
Decoy:
I tell you, one of these days, all those articles are going to come back and I won't be able communicate.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:04:47 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I was just watching Murder by Death, where Lionel Twain keeps yelling at Mr. Wang for now using his prepositions and articles. I loved that.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:06:07 pm)
Chewing Wax:
THE contest. THE contest.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:06:37 pm)
Decoy:
Unfortunately, a head shot rendered them worthless, but three or five rounds into the chest cavity usually did the trick. If the cops see you, you're only allowed three waggers a night, any more and you get a ticket for poaching.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:06:53 pm)
Decoy:
You don't have to tell me. I usually notice right after I click post button. TO communicate.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:08:03 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Oh, I know I don't have to tell you. I was doing my Lionel Twain imitation.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:08:31 pm)
Decoy:
THE THE THE, actually, I was trying to be funny, there.
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:08:38 pm)
Decoy:
Who's in that?
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:09:41 pm)
Zhu Rongii:
THAT NOT FUNNY!!!!
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:11:31 pm)
Decoy:
Ha!
(Thu Mar 16, 2000 - 3:12:07 pm)