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Queenie:
After how many consecutive days in a row with a fever should one become concerned?
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 9:26:50 pm)

Decoy:
Two
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 9:57:22 pm)

Decoy:
Hey everyone! 102-7310548-4833715 is Heruka's Amazon cookie! I charged 15 CDs and 6 DVDs to his account, party time!
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 9:59:26 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Whoohoo!! Trousers!!
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 10:15:34 pm)

Decoy:
Load up!
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 10:29:45 pm)

Heruka:
They assign you a new number everytime you visit the site.

(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 11:37:15 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
What a day. I have stigmata.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 4:43:46 am)

Cushca:
Maybe you're pregnant with the second coming.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 4:46:06 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Hey, there's a thought. Don't know why it didn't occur to me sooner.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 5:39:16 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
She means well, this woman in my department. But even so she makes me think: These are my people.
CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK
Not surprisingly, computer technology has generated its own humour:
Home is where you hang your @
The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail
You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks
In Gates we trust
There no place like http://www.home.com
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 6:26:39 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Send help.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 6:26:47 am)

Cushca:
Can't you 'hard drive' a fist into her face?
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 6:28:25 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Kudos!
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 7:24:00 am)

Cushca:
What can I say? I used to go out with a geek with a penchant for lame puns. It was a dark time. I don't like to remember.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 7:38:23 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, rock and rollers. Still no confirmation on the show coming up, but we prepare for it anyway.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 8:06:30 am)

Myk Murphy:
Did i miss anything yesterday? All day conference. Free food is good.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 8:07:44 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Yes it is, and it's the only reason for going to meetings or conferences.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 8:52:45 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Dubya and Prince Phillip: bless them both.
From the BBC - "The Duke of Edinburgh has startled Australian Aborigines by asking "Do you still throw spears at each other?" "
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 8:56:32 am)

Myk Murphy:
At each other? They should throw them at stupid royals.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:12:46 am)

Cushca:
"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." (during the 1981 recession)
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:24:41 am)

Cushca:
"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:25:10 am)

Cushca:
"Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." (in 1999, to young deaf people in Cardiff, referring to a school's steel band)
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:25:42 am)

Cushca:
"You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:26:05 am)

Cushca:
"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:27:31 am)

Cushca:
He's such a complete tit.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:27:42 am)

bela:
I'm sick now. My throat is so sore I can't swallow but I came in to work anyway. I saw that move Storytelling last night, it was ok. Myk, do you want to play in NYC, maybe I could get you a show at Hanks Saloon. Daria books there now.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:33:52 am)

bela:
I mean, do you want to play in Park Slope?
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:34:17 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Go home, bela. You're not doing yourself any favours being at work, and you're passing all your germs onto your co-workers.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:46:21 am)

bela:
Well, GB, its a good thing I came in because my boss called in sick and I had to tell Big Boss and she gave the disapproving look. Good, I hope all these idiots get sick, I'm sure I got it from one of them anyway.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:48:10 am)

bela:
Is your stomache getting huge or what? Are you going to wear overalls when your ass gets really wide?
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:49:19 am)

Cushca:
I want to see her in a pair of dungarees. That would be special.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:50:53 am)

Cushca:
Dungarees covered in patches of things like rainbows and butterflies. I'd pay good fucking money to see that.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:51:21 am)

bela:
What? I mean overalls, you know, farmer overalls like Decoy and CW wear all the time. What, your sister doesn't wear Levis or anything? I've been keeping up on that story about those two dogs that killed that Lacrosse coach last year. Its such a horror story, all the facts are coming out now. Its really sad and awful.
(Fri Mar 1, 2002 - 9:55:23 am)