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Heruka:
Associated Press (Columbus, OH)

If you are familiar with PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment ofAnimals), then you are aware of the fact they will do almost anythingto protect animals. This year's efforts to save Ohio's deer from theannual statewide gun season has backfired.For safety's sake, hunters in Ohio are required by law to display atleast 400 square inches of hunter's blaze orange on their person when inthe woods. Capitalizing on the fact that hunters do not usually shootorange, PETA recently bulk purchased blaze orange vests and have beenaffixing them to live-trapped deer in Youngstown suburbs.According to PETA spokesperson Katie Reese, a total of 405 vests weresuccessfully put into circulation prior to this week, with additionalspecimens still being caught and vested. Youngstown entrepreneur GuyLockey, of Guy's Outdoors, has spit in the face of PETA by offeringrewards for the returned vests this week. Hunters who successfully bag avested deer receive $5 and a chance for a random and biggest animalaward. As of Tuesday, 308 of the vests had already been recorded asbagged with most of the hunters registering for Mr. Lockey's drawing."It's so easy, you can see them coming a mile away" said one first yearhunter after checking in his first spike buck.ODNR officials are worried that the poorly thought out plan by PETAmight get somebody shot instead of saving the deer. "Hunters have turnedtheir plan upside down, we're just hoping that nobody gets hurt and arehoping that none of the vested animals get tangled in brush" said anunnamed ODNR official. "PETA has really outdone itself this time."
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 1:41:37 pm)


Chewing Wax:
I'm back. What did I miss?
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:00:22 pm)

bela:
Ok, I watched about 10 minutes or so of the grammys last night. I saw the Nelly Fertata perform with Steve Vai backing her up on guitar. I don't get it, that girl CANNOT SING! Her pitch is awful. And her song sucked too.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:00:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Was that on last night?
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:03:43 pm)

bela:
Yeah, last night.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:04:38 pm)

bela:
I saw an interview with her too, shes an asshole. She says "I played french horn so long, when I sing I sort of sound like a horn" Give me a break, shes trying to compare heself to Billie Holiday .
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:07:34 pm)

bela:
She can't sing and her ear is awful and she has no pitch. Its like she sings and she struggles to find it and keep it there. Asshole.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:08:28 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Nelly Fertata huh? Never heard of her.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:11:14 pm)

bela:
I hadn't really until recently. I watched an interview with her on MTV.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:14:04 pm)

bela:
I just ate a gross lunch. I don't feel so good right now.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:14:50 pm)

Detlef Sping:
144 lbs. of lunch is a lot.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:16:02 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Nelly Furtado is like a bird.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:16:49 pm)

Chewing Wax:

(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:19:14 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What did you eat? Your lunches are always good for a laugh.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:19:42 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Sponged eggs, colored lard, and sugar?
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:22:36 pm)

bela:
No seriously, I think I'm going to puke. At this minute, I don't even want any candy. It was vegetarian food at the "special" table today so I got this black bean thing and lasagna but I feel awful now.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:22:52 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Bulemic.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:23:34 pm)

Detlef Sping:
What was the black bean thing?
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:24:41 pm)

Detlef Sping:
You know how they get them black dont you?
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:25:39 pm)

bela:
I don't know, it was shaped like a hamburger. That was ok, maybe the sauce on it was bad.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:26:03 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Black bean sauce. deadly. do you have Beano?
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:27:44 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Are you riding the subway? be careful around fire.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:28:59 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Has Tom stopped screaming? how is he coping with the excruciation?
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:29:58 pm)

Detlef Sping:
So many questions I know. but I think theres an asteroid heading towards Earth and there's not much time, I had to ask.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:31:30 pm)

Detlef Sping:
And good luck with the bad sauce. Auf!
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:33:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
bye Sping.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:38:28 pm)

Heruka:
Tough day here. I am hungry.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:40:37 pm)

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(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:40:59 pm)

bela:
I don't really get gas from beans. I don't think anyway. Nice of you to ask all those questions Sping.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:45:06 pm)

bela:
I think I pissed my old neighbor off.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:45:29 pm)

Heruka:
beans beans good for the heart
the more you eat the more you fart
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:48:30 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Your old neighbor?
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:49:37 pm)

bela:
Yeah, that really tall Julia.
(Thu Feb 28, 2002 - 2:54:34 pm)