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Dr GB:
So this morning I was in my boss's office when a plant fell on my head. I have to tell you, that's been the highlight of my day so far.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 7:51:24 am)
GammaMan:
Olives and yellows make me puke!
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 8:44:57 am)
Eraserhead:
Watched David Lynch movie tonite. Realized my friend and I are very much like him, but way farty-er.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 8:58:18 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hello and hello.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 9:21:33 am)
Dr GB:
Bravo Eraserhead. Hello, hello, hello. Tried to spend money at lunchtime. Couldn't. My powers are fading.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 9:26:59 am)
:
Fantastic life!
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 9:43:17 am)
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(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 9:58:10 am)
Beaver-Boy:
You always eat the one you love.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 10:37:00 am)
ride:
Life would be oh so sweet, if I was a bicycle seat. Slide, slide little cheeks...
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 10:46:59 am)
Ham bacon sausage and Spam:
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 10:55:47 am)
Myk Murphy:
is our 2-wheeler named friend shopping for a new ride? looks groovy from here. hit by a plant and unable to shop... looks like it's over for gb.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:06:23 am)
Chewing Wax:
You forgot little Porky
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:14:22 am)
Chewing Wax:
Where has Sleepy been at?
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:19:08 am)
:
It's me but I forgot to put my name in. Concussion, I shouldn't wonder.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:19:58 am)
Myk Murphy:
that's a fine question. i have a fine excuse: work blows. i wonder if she has such a rock-solid defense for her absence.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:20:05 am)
Myk Murphy:
i'm sorry.... who is this? a concussion? are you ok?
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:20:41 am)
Chewing Wax:
It's GB. The plant attack. You should go in for a brain scan just in case.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:25:05 am)
Dr GB:
It was a spider plant too. I think it may have bitten me. It was a class moment. I shall remember it always. "I have a plant on my head", like my boss got to be boss by not noticing plants falling onto members of staff.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:43:17 am)
Dr GB:
Some folks may have homes filled with love, but I have hair filled with seed pods and small leaves.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:43:46 am)
Myk Murphy:
ah yes. sorry. you should know that plants only attack if they feel threatened. you may wish to try a conciliatory gesture next time you're in the boss' office.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:45:49 am)
Chewing Wax:
I don't know how these things work in England, but I think you have a big fat law suit against a whole lot of parties.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:48:41 am)
Chewing Wax:
Owner of the plant. Owner of the building the plant resided in. Designer of the building. Place the plant was bought. Place it was grown if different. The orginal seed company who grew the plants parents. The list goes on.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:49:58 am)
Dr GB:
God Bless America.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:52:25 am)
Dr GB:
I'm off home now. Goodbye, darlings. I trust you will prepare me a watertight lawsuit by morning. Ah, riches beyond my wildest plant dreams.....au revoir.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:56:10 am)
Chewing Wax:
Ooooh. French. You can count on me GB. All I take is a third of what you are awarded. Plus expensives of course.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:57:07 am)
Chewing Wax:
expenses
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:57:42 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hah ha ha
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 11:57:54 am)
Myk Murphy:
my favorite american phrase i taught my new zealander friends: "SUE THEIR ASS!"
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 12:02:31 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Indeed.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 12:07:06 pm)
Myk Murphy:
speaking of those friends, one of them (Carol) is in the states visiting, and I get to see her this weekend! woohoo! she's moving back to scotland via london (it's all so confusing), but she'll be living about a half hour away from edinburgh this time.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 12:08:28 pm)
Chewing Wax:
What was her husbands name again?
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 12:09:46 pm)
Myk Murphy:
well, her ex-fiance's name is Owen. last i heard, he's back in new zealand, living LESS of la vida loca. i haven't spoken with him in ages.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 12:15:00 pm)
Cushca:
Ah. Owen and Carol. Afternoon bastards.
(Tue Mar 14, 2000 - 12:15:34 pm)