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Cushca:
That's so utterly fucking charming. Really it is. We drive past a small, tired looking horse in the mornings, and me, my sister and my dad all say hello. Every morning. Once we stopped and gave it mints.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:06:31 am)
Cushca:
That was a great morning. I wish we could give it mints again.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:06:47 am)
Chewing Wax:
Do you all say, "Hello Horse!" at the same time?
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:08:59 am)
Cushca:
Sort of. Yes. And sometimes my dad shouts "albatross!" at the top of his voice and points far away. We gave a nice time.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:10:56 am)
Cushca:
Have. Not gave. Obviously.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:11:04 am)
Cushca:
We used to drive past a Benedictine monastery on the way to work, and one morning (I think it was my birthday) we stopped, I jumped out, ran up to a monk who was on his way to breakfast, whipped out my polaroid and took a photo and then ran back to the car. And then my dad did this big Starsky and Hutch type wheel spin when he drove away and the monk shuffled off. That was a great day. I still have the picture.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:13:26 am)
Queenie:
My body is so sore from being bedridden for three days. Wish I had a hot tub to soak in.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:16:34 am)
Queenie:
That new Deniro movie looks pretty funny. That moment when Shatner jumps up on the hood of the car and falls off the other side and Deniro says, "You OK there, TJ?" looks to be worth the price of admission alone.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:18:24 am)
Chewing Wax:
Is this all up where Lovejoy romps around? East Anglia?
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:19:14 am)
Cushca:
That's right. The lovely flatlands.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:23:53 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hello Queenie. Are you alive? You're up awfully early.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:25:15 am)
Myk Murphy:
Are there laws protecting the clergy from photographic attacks? I like her dad.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:27:24 am)
Cushca:
Have you met my dad?
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:28:37 am)
Chewing Wax:
I've only met her mum
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:29:17 am)
Cushca:
And you're scared of her.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:32:04 am)
Zaphod becomes a banker:

(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:39:09 am)
Queenie:
I'm alive. Don't feel too awful this morning. I'm up because my aching ass won't let me sleep anymore. I think I'll take a handful of advil and lay on my belly for a while.I swear, worst plague to sweep through our house in years, since that time Sidney drank the water at the salmon street fountain and picked up some gnarly bacteria. At least this time I didn't have the throwing up. Ken and Sidney did though.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:40:42 am)
Myk Murphy:
Good morning, all. I have a ten o'clock meeting. Boo.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:44:11 am)
Myk Murphy:
No, i haven't met your dad. You never ring me anymore, so perhaps i never will. (soft weeping begins...)
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:48:47 am)
Chewing Wax:
Give em hell Murphy
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:48:53 am)
Myk Murphy:
You shouldn't drink the water on a street named "salmon".
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:50:20 am)
Chewing Wax:
It's Portland. You shouldn't drink the water period.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:51:17 am)
Myk Murphy:
I will, wax.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:52:28 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'm just kidding. I'm sure Portland is full of good clear clean wholesome water.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:53:22 am)
:
aching ass
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:54:35 am)
bela:
I'm cursed or something. This morning I'm walking down my street and I see two huge rottweilers outside my gate - I was pretty far away. I'm thinking, some asshole is walking two rottweilers off leash. Great. So I walk down and I see they're isn't anyone with them so I take the dogs across the street. They see us and charge across the street. I started screaming like a lunatic and I kicked one of them in the side of the head really hard. I felt bad but jesus, I have no idea what the fuck, they could be nasty ass lot dogs. Luckily they left and I ran the dogs across the street in the gate. Fucking hell, I couldn't believe it. It sucks when one dog comes up from nowhere, but two huge Rottweilers with huge chains around their necks. I was scared shit. I think they're someone's dogs, I don't know, they looked pretty healthy.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:56:13 am)
bela:
I was with my two dogs, which is why I was so scared.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:56:50 am)
Chewing Wax:
You're lucky. If they were mean they might have eaten your foot for kicking them. They probably just wanted to play.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:59:02 am)
Chewing Wax:
You were right to be scared though that's for sure.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 9:59:21 am)
Chewing Wax:
Did you call the pound?
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 10:00:13 am)
Cushca:
When things like that happen to me, all the blood drains from my head and I usually fall over.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 10:00:16 am)
Chewing Wax:
You a big fainter?
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 10:03:05 am)
Detlef Sping:
Me too.
(Tue Feb 26, 2002 - 10:03:17 am)