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One winter day, Fred's neighbor Sam, came up to Fred's door and started pounding on it with a great deal of anger. Fredcame to the door to see a red faced Sam screaming obscenities.
SAM: That fucking son of yours has been pissing in my snow bank!!!!!
FRED: How do you know it was my son?
SAM: That asshole son of yours wrote his name in the snow!!!!FRED: Well.. I'll speak to him about it, but I gotta tell ya, I'm not sure what your so fired up about, is it really that bad?
SAM: (screaming): What I'm most angry about is that I recognize my daughters handwriting!!
(Wed Feb 20, 2002 - 11:57:34 am)