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bela:
Ran over them in a van? I bet he had a greenlight and all these people walked across the street anyway and he lost it. People get nuts.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:23:52 am)

Chewing Wax:
Scurvy? Don't you mean rickets?
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:25:01 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Scurvy is so last season.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:26:45 am)

Bad Driving:
A man suspected of shooting a woman last weekend and of deliberately running down 19 people in a hit- and-run spree in Midtown Manhattan on Tuesday was seized at his New Jersey home yesterday after he hijacked a car at gunpoint in Secaucus, returned to Manhattan and, the police said, did it again — plowing into more Midtown pedestrians.

Seven people were struck down and injured, four seriously, at 11:20 a.m. at 34th Street and Seventh Avenue, the police said, by a driver who sped east, weaving wildly against oncoming traffic before abandoning his car at the curb outside Macy's and disappearing into a crowded subway station.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:28:46 am)

Heruka:
Hmm.

I have decided to purchase a larger boat and to sell my 1976 Tartan 30 with a three old completely rebuilt, and terrific, Atomic 4.
She's in very good shape and a great sailor. The boat is in the water in Jersey City (I sailed last Friday). I'd be happy to show her to anyone interested. The best offer over $15,000 by March 15th or the first offer of $17,500 sails her away.
Please contact me on the list:
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:33:31 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Thanks for the offer but the town I live in is landlocked. And I don't really like boats. And I don't have $15,000. And I don't live near Jersey City. And I have no idea what a Tartan 30 is.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:35:06 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
But thanks.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:35:12 am)

Chewing Wax:
Tartan 30 eh? Aren't those prone to being haunted?
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:39:57 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hey Heruka, is Sping there yet?
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:40:17 am)

Heruka:
No Sping yet. I'm sending over to Murphy's place place when he gets here. He's not coming with us. Jimmy is, and now all my beer is gone, and the faint odor of marijuana permeates the air.Here's a Tartan 30. Fine vessels.

(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:44:54 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
They even look very 70s. A retro-boat.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:47:20 am)

Heruka:
Hey! Quality vnever goes out of style. It's a handsome capable cruising boat. And it that money range, the best that's out there. Tartan is synonymous with quality.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:54:10 am)

Chewing Wax:
And ghosts
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:54:37 am)

Heruka:
I'm off. Things to do you know. By now the cheese lines are starting to thin, so I'll get me a block of gov'ment cheese.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:55:09 am)

Chewing Wax:
Enjoy
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:55:34 am)

Heruka:
The gov'ment oves me you know. They really take care of me. Sute they plunder enethically and illegally my earnings, but in return I get cheese. That's a good system. Lower my standard odf living through taxes, then give me free cheese. Gosh, they're almost like heroes...
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:57:36 am)

Heruka:
loves. Sorry, public schools showing through.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:58:02 am)

Heruka:
sure. I's gradeated 3rd grade.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:58:23 am)

Chewing Wax:
Sute they plunder enethically
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:58:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm going to lunch. Put my steaks in the fridge.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 11:59:19 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Despite a note in today's diary saying "GB TO LEAVE ON TIME" I am still here. Fuckit. But now I'm leaving so it's not all bad. Adios, shipmates.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 12:14:34 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Silly day at work.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 1:09:13 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Stupid phone.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 1:15:12 pm)

Myk Murphy:
I liked bela's story about her initial feelings about her old man. Just like this week's onion article, our dating began only a short time before v day. At least we never need dinner reservations to celebrate!
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 1:24:17 pm)

Detlef Sping:
This Cleveland is really something. I hitched a ride with this nice lesbian 18-wheel trucker named Marge. she drove me to Cleveland in 16 hours. You know, I think she was on drugs because she could talk faster than I could understand, and She knows a bunch of pirates around the Turks and Caicos, and I have a letter she wrote that says not to kill me. She loved the hula. What's your address Heruka?
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 1:24:56 pm)

bela:
I need to go out for some drinks tonight.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 2:10:54 pm)

Heruka:
Bertha and I started dating in late September, not too long after I arried back in from my little vacation in the Southwest. Or as I've heard it called, "Mex-America". We watched Charlie Brown last night. I think it had to be newer. They used several modern terms like, "dude", "bungee-jumping" and "5 day waiting period". Those weren't aroundid the 60's, were they? Then she left. By 11:30 I was all alone. She's reluctant to stay over on weekdays.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 2:15:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Reluctant eh? Hold on. Did someone say something about drinks?
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 2:16:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Apparently the best way to do these steaks is to broil them in an 1800 degree oven. I have to buy some extra propane for this.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 2:17:30 pm)

Heruka:
Does it matter? You're just dumping a load sauce on them. You might have well bought the 99 cents a pound steaks at Super-K.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 2:20:41 pm)

Heruka:
Hey, Jimmy and I were finally awarded the Gold Medals in "tandom 40 ounce malt beer downing" by the Street Corner Olympic Comittee. After complaining to the officials about crroed judging. We beat the other team by at least 30 seconds.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 2:55:50 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I guess I'll marinate them in soy sauce overnight. That should make them yummy.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 3:13:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I tasted the sauce. It's a bit like cocktail sauce. I don't think my steak is going anywhere near it. I'll save it for burgers.
(Fri Feb 15, 2002 - 3:29:36 pm)