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theo:
Had a huge fight with new girl..
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:04:01 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Not tall enough?
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:05:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hair the wrong color?
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:06:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Sorry to hear that.
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:07:36 pm)

theo:
She likes to hit people when she doesn't get her way...told many times that was the limit...she did it again...so I pulled over at a gas station, physically removed her from the car...and left.
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:07:42 pm)

Detlef Sping:
That's too bad theo but, that feeling of death is gone, right?
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:08:46 pm)

theo:
claws..forehead scratched...never ever again.....aloe.
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:09:34 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Have a cigar and a beer . celibrate your freedom .
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:10:14 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Rita Coolidge!
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:10:30 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Youch.
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:11:05 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I'm not going to hear about this on TV am I?
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:11:10 pm)

theo:
Way ahead of ya Sping..eating pasta, Refrigerator filled with beer..and fresh pack of smokes.
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:11:43 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Thats the spirit!
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:12:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
And don't shave.
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:12:28 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm auf. Night everybody.
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:13:30 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Or grow a really weird beard and that way you'll scare all the "normals" away, and the ones left will love you for your crazy self. It's like advertising.
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:14:36 pm)

Detlef Sping:
This is gonna be great! Auf!
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:15:13 pm)

theo:
good idea....later all.
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:15:21 pm)

Myk Murphy:
let it be said that the archives were an interesting read. i had no idea that sping could make a good woman bad. be strong, bela, and resist his beguiling charms. your man needs you, preferably accompanied by some sort of gurney or other rolling implement.
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 5:58:30 pm)

Decoy:
ATTAFUCKINBOY
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 8:57:27 pm)

Queenie:
Yay Theo!!!
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 11:35:49 pm)

Queenie:
I never liked that lousy bitch.
(Tue Feb 12, 2002 - 11:35:55 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Excellent news on the bird front, Theo. The world is your meat market.
(Wed Feb 13, 2002 - 3:57:00 am)

Queenie:
If an English guy says "cry like a bird" does he mean cry like a little girl, or cry like a winged animal?
(Wed Feb 13, 2002 - 4:34:29 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Well. He doesn't mean like a winged animal, OR like a little girl. A bird is a grown woman, but in that context I would suggest he means you're acting like a typical bird, ie hormonal and weepy and unpredictable. I recommend you call him a tosser.
(Wed Feb 13, 2002 - 5:52:15 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, birds and tossers. Wow. A gas station. Theo did that well.
(Wed Feb 13, 2002 - 7:52:35 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Like a Tarantino film. Splendid. A Lebanese man booted me out of his car once.
(Wed Feb 13, 2002 - 7:54:07 am)

Myk Murphy:
Nice. I don't think that i've ever been booted out of a car. I would remember something like that.
(Wed Feb 13, 2002 - 9:10:11 am)

Chewing Wax:
Good morning. I don't think this saga is over.
(Wed Feb 13, 2002 - 9:16:59 am)

Chewing Wax:
The large garden gnome living under my now dry and fire hazardous Christmas tree has made nocturnal trips into the kitchen and has a predilection for tomato and tuna cans. They have been moved about, deposited on the window seat. Neatly. In a row.
(Wed Feb 13, 2002 - 9:20:36 am)

Chewing Wax:
time for him to go outside with the others.
(Wed Feb 13, 2002 - 9:21:30 am)

Chewing Wax:
And congratulations to Seamus and Heruka for winning the Westminster Kennel Club Sporting Group.

(Wed Feb 13, 2002 - 9:25:03 am)

Heruka:
As far as I'm concerned we won the Best Of Show. That little gay dog didn't deserve to win. Mini poodle, what the hell is that? I enjoyed seeing the wolfhounds. Those are some kick ass dogs. Bred to go out and hunt wolves, now that's cool.
(Wed Feb 13, 2002 - 9:52:47 am)