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Bend it:
...is it true that you can really do the Brontosaurus?
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:33:35 pm)

Decoy:
Are you bending?
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:33:57 pm)

Bend it:
no...the Idle Race won't let me....
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:35:36 pm)

Decoy:
Are you kidding? BSDR erases itself if it gets too old. That is useless crap.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:35:38 pm)

Bend it:
sorry you feel that way...
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:37:40 pm)

Decoy:
Don't be sorry for me. I'm a go getter, I made a lounge just in case.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:39:42 pm)

Decoy:
This beer could, quite possibly, be too cold.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:40:45 pm)

P.Pam:
...a mean go getter?
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:41:10 pm)

Decoy:
I tried some more, NAH! Its perfect.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:41:27 pm)

P.Pam:
Whiskey here....amigo
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:42:19 pm)

Queenie:
I'm so very filled with rage right now.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:42:41 pm)

Decoy:
Idle rage?
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:43:06 pm)

P.Pam:
Idle Race.....psych.....ahhhhh
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:43:45 pm)

Decoy:
And thanks for using a complete sentence, I thought everyone forgot how.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:43:50 pm)

P.Pam:
Lecture time is it....yikes and fancy....
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:44:59 pm)

Decoy:
And then the Non Sequiters came over and wouldn't leave until well past their welcome.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:47:09 pm)

P.Pam:
is that a hint?...well....I'llbe on my way....
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:48:12 pm)

Decoy:
No, but just as well.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:49:27 pm)

Queenie:
These friends of mine in NY asked me to make them a pro-bono website, see? And I was all, "sure, what the heck" and I spent hours and hours of my life designing the freakin' thing, which was difficult because they had no idea what they wanted, and last week I spent two days cutting it up and coding the templates. So I email them and I says, "Hey, I'm ready for content now" and they emailed me back saying, "Great! We have another guy who's going to act as a consultant to help you" and I'm all like, "A consultant? Sounds horrible, but whatever..." and then today I get an email from this guy and he proceeds to say things that fill me with such a hot, black bile of rage that I want to break shit. He basically says, "I took your design and completely fucking changed it, because I didn't like the colors or the fonts, and then I coded this butt fucking ugly template loosely based on your design..." then he went on to "teach" me about CSS and HTML as though I were some sort of moron. So I emailed them all back and asked them exactly what sort of idiotic bullshit is this? You simply do NOT go in and alter a designer's design like that. If the client wants me to change it, they tell me, and I change it. But you can't just go in and make it all fucked up and ugly looking and change the entire color palette and shit. I told them that I wouldn't put up with that level of unprofessional horseshit for a paying gig, let alone a free one. Of course it would never happen in a paying gig because a real designer would fucking know better than to fuck with another designer's design. Fucking FUCK!
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:50:11 pm)

Queenie:
Murderous rage!
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:51:17 pm)

P.Pam:
Excuse me please as I wipe a tear away froman eye that sees there's nothing left to trust.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 7:51:21 pm)

Decoy:
Hubris, there Q. Pro Bono was the operative part. If they were paying they would act like they were trying to get value out of you, are they paying the other guy? ('Sounds like theo and moonlight)
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 8:07:36 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Just watch the dog show. It's great.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 8:09:39 pm)

Decoy:
Oh yeah! Let me turn it on.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 8:10:06 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm seriously jonesing for a diet pepsi here. Got to go to the store. Later. Designer. That's funny.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 8:12:24 pm)

Decoy:
Now this beer is COLD. Phew, delish.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 8:17:53 pm)

Queenie:
I guess I'll just chalk that appallingly bad form up to inexperience. And Wax what do you think you're laughing at, skippy?
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 8:19:13 pm)

Decoy:
You can rise above that one, Queenie. Laugh it off.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 8:20:26 pm)

Decoy:
Those dogs aren't much for the Dressage Phase, eh?
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 8:24:26 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Theories and guesses about what that black crap all over the ski jump hill is don't help me. I can guess. I need it explained. I need one of those whimsical infotainment segments slowly and carefully explaining to me why the pristine snow is covered with chunks of organically shaped fucking crap.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 8:30:48 pm)

Decoy:
They're arranged in rows. It MUST be a distance marker. And the random ones have to be the ones that get shooshed around during wipeouts.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 8:32:46 pm)

Decoy:
I can sleep at night with the assumption that that is what it is.
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 8:33:16 pm)

Decoy:
Joe Garagiola is still alive?
(Mon Feb 11, 2002 - 8:33:38 pm)