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Myk Murphy:
I'm sure that the conception of jordan's child involved a financial transaction, as well.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:20:53 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
She's an old tramp. She started off as a page 3 bird; shagged lots of semi-famous people (B list celebs, footballers) and made sure there were photographers around at all times. Everyone agreed she'd turned into an alcohol-fuelled fake-boobed freak show and got bored of her. So when she found out she was knocked up she decided it'd be good for publicity.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:21:22 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
A. Cynic writes......
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:21:30 am)
bela:
What, I can't work for you?
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:22:13 am)
Chewing Wax:
Why don't you and Cushca wrestle for the job?
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:24:26 am)
bela:
Screw that, I'm not moving to DC. Talk about a ghetto.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:46:51 am)
Chewing Wax:
Murder capitol of the country too.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:51:57 am)
theo:
I have a new girlfriend now..says i'm 'bout 15 pounds to heavy..She's putting me on the Atkins diet starting today. She has plans.......i'm like her little expiremental boy toy. other then that hello all.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:52:44 am)
bela:
No shit.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:52:56 am)
bela:
15 lbs and she wants you to lose it? Give me a break. She sounds like an asshole. Dump her.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:53:36 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hello theo. Good luck with that Atkins diet.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:54:00 am)
Chewing Wax:
bela says what we all think
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:54:14 am)
Chewing Wax:
Not that I think that. I'm just saying.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:54:25 am)
theo:
yeah..maybe i'll post before and after pictures..heh heh.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:55:21 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
This is how it starts. "I want you to lose 15lbs, for your health, for your own self esteem". Then it'll be, "Your hair would look better if you did it like this" and then "Your friends smell funny, I don't think you should see them any more" and "I think you should give up beer". And then it'll be too late.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:56:49 am)
Chewing Wax:
You see that idiotic movie Saving Silverman. Amada Peet is awesome in it. She makes Silverman get ass implants. It's kind of funny.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:57:39 am)
Chewing Wax:
Amanda
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 10:58:04 am)
theo:
I know GB..you and Bela are right. It's already begun. But I have no resistance..I'm under her spell..putty in her hands.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:00:07 am)
theo:
She wants me to shave my beard off ,,and yes the beer and smokes must go.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:01:15 am)
Chewing Wax:
Dump her dude
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:01:56 am)
Chewing Wax:
Seriously. Run away screaming.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:02:28 am)
theo:
And get this she's 19.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:03:53 am)
bela:
But first punch her in the stomache, and then run away.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:04:12 am)
Chewing Wax:
What bela said
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:04:34 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
What in hell does she know at 19? Tell her that adult males drink beer and have facial hair and smoke tabs. Jesus. This woman's more trouble than she's worth already.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:05:01 am)
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(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:06:39 am)
Chewing Wax:
I feel horrible that I can't be more suportive here. Maybe you want to change all these things in your life and just need her kind suggestions to make it happen.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:07:52 am)
theo:
Her positives are her charm, looks, excellent kisses, and fun to snuggle with.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:09:24 am)
theo:
No Wax. most of my friends think she's a bit militant..
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:10:44 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Well alright then, keep her, but have some fun. She's 19; she knows no better. Tell her that in relationships, it's all quid pro quo. If you give up the beard, she has to give up wearing clothes around the house.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:10:56 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I TAKE IT BACK! - your friends aren't keen on her? Hello? "Give me a sign, any sign".........
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:11:18 am)
bela:
Well, just goes to show that I'm right about men: stupid pigs.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:13:56 am)
theo:
She just pulled in the driveway...gotta go. thanks.
(Thu Feb 7, 2002 - 11:14:00 am)