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Hooters Girls:

Come join us Cushca!
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:05:20 am)

Heruka:
The snow's starting to slow down.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:05:34 am)

Cushca:
Well why don't you cry about it you incredible cunt.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:06:08 am)

Heruka:
Me? Cry about what? The snow? I don't like snow. I'm sure you'll find a nice job if you keep looking. Really. I do.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:08:48 am)

Decoy:
The snow's picking up massively here ... uh oh. Too good? That means there's no opportunity for advancements or raises - they did you a favor.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:09:17 am)

Cushca:
But I have to get out of here NOOOOWWWWWW. You can't begin to imagine what I've been through here. It's just horrible.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:10:06 am)

Heruka:
I need a secretary. I'm terrible at keeping track of things. I need help. It's yours.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:11:18 am)

Cushca:
And I'm honestly not feeling sorry for myself, I just thought this was my ticket out of here. And I'm quite stunned to find out that not only is it not, but the reasoning behind it is that I'm a dream employee who is apparently unemployable.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:11:45 am)

Cushca:
Ł$0,000 and I'd think about it. But I won't live in Cleveland. I'll work three days a week, commuting from Buffalo. How's that?
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:13:29 am)

Cushca:
That went wrong. Ł40,000. Of course. You see, I can't even work at Hooters - I'd get the bills all wrong.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:14:07 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I rather suspect that a Hooters they wouldn't notice the bill very much. I don't think that's the point.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:20:27 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hooters is a regular restaurant. I've figured out what makes those shorts look so hot. It's the gathered crotch. It makes it look like the pants are going right up their cooches. That's so hot.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:23:03 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
You're talking like a nasty man.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:26:54 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
And anyway: Sebastian Coe used to wear those shorts.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:27:14 am)

Chewing Wax:
I went to Hooters in 1996 I think. The last time. If Cushca gets a job there I'll go more often.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:30:31 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Can you remember what the bill came to?
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:35:12 am)

Chewing Wax:
I had a dozen raw oysters, which was $6.99 and um... some french fries, which were like, $2.99 and a large Coke, which was something like $1.50, so, $11.48, plus an enormous tip for the really hot orange short wearing waitress, whose name was Sophie I think, so that was about $25 all told.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:38:13 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I take it back, Bird. Men do pay attention to the bill at Hooters. Back to the drawing board.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:39:46 am)

Chewing Wax:
bela must still be hungover from her night at Yappies. Man did she put on a show.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:40:01 am)

Chewing Wax:
Wait. That wasn't Hooters at all. That was Fridays, and I had the pepper jack steak.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:40:56 am)

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(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:45:38 am)

Chewing Wax:
drugs?
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:52:42 am)

Cushca:
Yes please. I'll take Ł100 worth of whatever you have.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:53:35 am)

Chewing Wax:
Now a pound is worth what in Euros?
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:55:03 am)

Cushca:
74 euros. I think. How much weed will that get me?
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 11:58:41 am)

Queenie:
Did I tell you guys that POMN is going to have a weekly spot on a local talk radio show? It's going to be great.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 12:03:24 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's going to be awesome queenie. Is that radio station on the internet? We could all tune in and listen. That will get you one large contractor plastic bag full of weed. Sorry, it's full of seeds and twigs, but it's still good smoking.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 12:05:12 pm)

Cushca:
Give it to me.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 12:06:55 pm)

Queenie:
As a matter of fact, you will be able to listen to it on the Internet, though it will require some sort of fancy-pants download.
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 12:09:41 pm)

(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 12:11:18 pm)

Queenie:
I'm really torn about it... on one hand, I would really, really like to do it myself. On the other hand, I know that other writers of mine would probably be funnier, and someone like Ken definately has a better radio voice. I'm hoping to speak to the show's host about maybe rotating writers, so that everyone gets a chance to participate. Plus the idea of having to be there every week is a little scary - I mean, what if I have to work that week?
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 12:11:39 pm)

Queenie:
Should I go by the name "Webmistress Queenie"?
(Mon Feb 4, 2002 - 12:12:06 pm)