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Sleepy:
An extra special birthday too. He even gave us a little clue. We are so mean.
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 4:59:36 pm)

Queenie:
Funny how those big, buff men have such tiny penises.
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 5:00:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Did he? We are mean. Beastly mean. Happy Birthday Myk. And it was the BIG 30.
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 5:00:48 pm)

Sleepy:
Sex and the City is on! Hoorah. Goodnight.
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 5:00:55 pm)

Chewing Wax:
And you were having that fight about being posh with him. You probably made him cry.
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 5:02:28 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Enjoy your wonderful programme
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 5:05:11 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Do either of you know what incontinent means?
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 5:07:14 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Good night folks
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 5:11:08 pm)

Queenie:
Bladder control issues?
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 5:21:55 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Living inside Europe?
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 5:37:09 pm)

Eddie Hitler from the TV show "Bottom":

Fascinating Physical Fact:I can stick the inner part of a ball-point pen up one nostril and out of the other.
Vehicle: I don't own a car. I used to, but I crashed it while drunk so now I have a bicycle and a bus pass.
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 5:45:03 pm)

Sleepy:
It was a joke fight. Myk can take it. Sex and the City was really depressing. But tomorrow is another day.
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 7:10:57 pm)

Sleepy:
I just saw this job advert in the Times: " Exc. Secretary wanted for exclusive private school based in Mayfair location. Must be front facing, articulate & have fast & accurate typing speed, good bens inc. 9 weeks hols & super location." Front facing?! Ha ha ha.
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 7:18:23 pm)

Sleepy:
9 weeks holiday. Yum.
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 7:19:16 pm)

Sleepy:
I'm finding some great jobs ads. One of them is based in Knightsbridge, and it quite helpfully states "It certainly would be an advantage if you lived locally (just think, no more long commuting). " Darling, if you can afford to live in Knightsbridge, then you probably don't need a job.
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 7:30:18 pm)

Myk Murphy:
actually, sleepy, it was a wonderful birthday. mrs murphy arranged a surprise party for me. all sorts of friends and family made it. you're close on the date, but not quite.
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 10:29:23 pm)

Queenie:

(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 11:43:16 pm)

Queenie:
That boy is looking awfully skinny these days.
(Wed Jan 30, 2002 - 11:43:31 pm)

Heruka:
I plan to sit alone in a dark room smoking cigarettes and drinking whiskey while wallowing in my hatred of this planet and all those that call her home. It's a full life.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 12:24:15 am)

Heruka:
For my big 30, I mean.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 12:24:37 am)

Queenie:
Tonight me and Sidney went to a reptile show at her school. The final reptile of the night was a milk snake named Queenie.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 1:12:17 am)

Queenie:
Eh, fuck it.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 2:58:45 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
You were 30 Myk? Bravo. You're old enough to test drive a Mondeo now.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 4:21:30 am)

:
R O C H E S T E R, N.Y., Jan. 31 — Former U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno, who is running for governor of Florida, collapsed on stage late Wednesday during a speech at a university in upstate New York and was rushed to a local hospital.
Just seconds before collapsing, Reno told the audience at the University of Rochester, "If you will excuse me, I'm going to have to sit down." The 63-year-old, who suffers from Parkinson's disease, then fell hard to the floor behind the podium, appearing to hit her head on the way down.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 5:31:23 am)

:
Man of the match Michael Barrymore seemed especially comfortable in front of the camera, answering surprisingly intrusive questions about his private affairs. He seemed not to mind discussing his decision to adopt a child with his partner Shaun Davies, but declined answering more personal questions. And in true Barrymore fashion, he started to fool around while presenting the award for Best British Restaurant to St John (which features squirrel in its menu). He then mocked nominees and Andrew Lloyd-Webber before leaving the stage with plant pots and light fittings, redistributing them to the front tables. But he was only warming up... During the post-award celebrations he grappled a Swiss journalist to the floor, ripped open a male guest's dress shirt and turned last year's awards host Mary Nightingale upside-down in front of reporters.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 5:46:02 am)

Sleepy:
Myk - it is the 26th?
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 5:52:19 am)

(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 6:49:56 am)

Cushca:
I love that man.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 7:28:52 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
He loves you.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 7:33:33 am)

Cushca:
If only I'd shagged him in that bookshop.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 7:49:28 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, fellow pensioners. 30 is ok by me. As for the mondeo, my trip through spain was mondeo-powered, and it was abusive. Ford cars everywhere shudder when they hear my name. (diabolical laughter here.)
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 7:56:41 am)

Decoy:
I saw Janet on the news, they had it all on video. Ouch babe.
(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 8:54:35 am)

Decoy:

(Thu Jan 31, 2002 - 8:56:23 am)