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Detlef Sping:
Am I wearing a flat cap?
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 11:50:33 am)

Detlef Sping:
He is sweating like he has malaria.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 11:51:12 am)

Chewing Wax:
Okay okay. I'll stop.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 11:51:48 am)

Detlef Sping:
Quinine needed.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 11:51:49 am)

Cushca:
I've just given him a good seeing to. He's quite hot and bothered.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 11:52:05 am)

Chewing Wax:
And lots of it.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 11:52:08 am)

Detlef Sping:
Dwarflike.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 11:53:04 am)

Detlef Sping:
You can see the recessive genes twinkle in his sweaty eyes. This planet can certainly suck. no pun intended.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 11:55:30 am)

Detlef Sping:
ooh Soup time at the church. Auf!
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 11:58:52 am)

Chewing Wax:
It's the miracle of loafs and fishes buffet. Enjoy.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 11:59:46 am)

Chewing Wax:
The sign in front of a church yesterday said,

CH??RCH

What's Missing?????UR!

I felt compelled to worship.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 12:00:46 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Why is Cushca letting Sping have a go at her husband like that?
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 12:01:28 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Lunch time.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 12:04:14 pm)

:
Viva Santo!
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 12:33:35 pm)

Cushca:
Good evening playmates.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 12:34:09 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU SEE ME STILL AT WORK? DO YOU?
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 12:47:52 pm)

Decoy:
Wow, and its a Friday.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 1:01:32 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
It's so late it almost counts as Saturday, I think. Anyway. I'm off. Goodbye, chums.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 1:05:19 pm)

Decoy:
The Olive Garden was packed. Enjoy your mint!
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 1:05:44 pm)

The Law:
Involuntary manslaughter is an unintentional killing as a result of a battery in which the defendant knew or should have known a human life was endangered.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 1:09:05 pm)

Queenie:
The clowning never ends.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 1:10:58 pm)

Queenie:
Hey, the lady I interviewed with yesterday just called and asked if she could send over a test for me to do. So that's good, right? Means I'm still in the running.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 1:11:43 pm)

Queenie:
Ha ha! I told you so!

"Joining Phillips onstage late in the evening was the legendary Robyn Hitchcock and the pair were in high spirits as they covered Bob Dylan's It's All Over Now, Baby Blue and an unforgettable version of the Bowie classic Ashes To Ashes."
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 1:15:19 pm)

Queenie:
Where's my donuts? Pay up, people!
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 1:18:19 pm)

(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 1:39:11 pm)

(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 1:40:38 pm)

Queeni:
Woo hoo!
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 1:49:34 pm)

Queenie:
Spelled my name wrong.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 1:49:47 pm)

15 ways to kill time at Wal-Mart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 1:54:19 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Are you on drugs?
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 2:10:07 pm)

Queenie:
Clearly.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 2:11:01 pm)

:
LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT OUR NAVY

On 23 August 1779, the USS Constitution set sail from Boston. She left with 475officers and men, 48,600 gallons of fresh water, 7400 cannon shot, 11,600 poundsof black powder, and 79,400 gallons of rum on board. Her mission was to destroyand harass English shipping. Making Jamaica on 6 October, she took on 826 poundsof black powder and 68,300 gallons of rum. Then she headed for the Azores,arriving there on 12 November. She provisioned with 550 pounds of beef and64,300 gallons of Portugese wine. On 18 November she set sail for England. Inthe ensuing days, she defeated five British Men-of War and captured and scuttled12 English Merchantmen, salvaging only their rum. By 27 January, her powder andshot were exhausted. Unarmed, she made a raid up the Firth of Clyde. Her landingparty captured a whiskey distillery and transferred 40,000 gallons aboard bydawn. Then she headed home. The Constitution arrived in Boston harbor on 20Febuary 1780 with no cannon shot, no powder, no food, no rum, no whisky, butwith 48,600 gallons of stagnate water.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 2:14:57 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Strangely enough, I had nothing to do with that, but I could sure use a donut and a drink of rum.
(Fri Jan 25, 2002 - 2:18:37 pm)