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Heruka:
I belive Cushca once stated "everyone woman's a size queen".
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:31:02 pm)
Chewing Wax:
What?
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:31:56 pm)
Queenie:
Truth be told, the entire genital region of a man is not very aesthetically pleasing. Downright silly looking, really.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:32:55 pm)
bela:
I don't know Queenie, have you ever had sex with a black guy?
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:33:38 pm)
Queenie:
Yes.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:33:55 pm)
Queenie:
Well, he was mulatto.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:34:01 pm)
Queenie:
And I didn't look...
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:34:07 pm)
Heruka:
Did I ever tell you about the story of an old black woman at the bar talking about a womans vagina?
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:34:18 pm)
Queenie:
Please don't.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:34:56 pm)
Queenie:
I just know he's going to do it anyway.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:35:52 pm)
Heruka takes up snow sculpture:
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:37:22 pm)
Heruka:
Well there I was in this bar hitting on this black chick. I was the only white person in there. So there I was, we were hitting it off pretty good. Black chicks dig white guts, I won't get into that here. When this old lady sits next to me on my left, the girl I'm hitting on is to my right. So after a while she leans over and starts talking to us. We just sat there and istened toi her, she must have went on for an hour or so about how the vagina will be the dath of mankind, how something so ugly(in her words) can cause such havoc on humanity. then after about an hour of this, I just looked at her and said"you shhuld things from my point of view" she just layghed.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:39:45 pm)
Heruka:
white guys
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:40:24 pm)
bela:
What? Are you insane?
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:42:57 pm)
Queenie:
It's horoscope time.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:43:54 pm)
Queenie:
Sagittarious: You could lose your perspective in times of plenty. Try to act normally before fame and fortune swell your head into a bigger hat size. Honorable behavior feels great even if it's not required.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:44:29 pm)
Heruka:
listened to death should laughed
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:45:10 pm)
Queenie:
Bela's: The liberating effect of the Gemini Moon can be a turn-on. Unsuspecting friends or likely strangers become willing paramours. The magic is hard to explain, but you're pretty accurate when you come up for air.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:46:31 pm)
:
Viva Santo!
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:47:18 pm)
bela:
Unsuspecting friends or likely strangers? Thats ok.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:49:12 pm)
Queenie:
My profile says that I'm "dogmatic and argumentative".
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:49:47 pm)
bela:
I'm pretty disgusted by my male friends.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:49:50 pm)
Queenie:
It also says that I "to listen to people's problems in order to learn more, but not so much to make others feel heard, comforted and understood." That is so fucking true.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:50:23 pm)
Queenie:
Oh my god. I just read my "fashion profile". Alarming.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:53:20 pm)
Queenie:
Sandals adorn your feet on most days. Going barefoot is not too rare, either. Makeup is a pain and jewelry just gets in the way, broken or lost, so you simply don't wear any. Strong colors lift your spirits, but you rarely bother to match your clothing. A woman's hair is something to throw back in a ponytail.
All true. OK, I'm going to read Bela's fashion profile.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:54:35 pm)
Santos:
Has Wal-Mart gone out of style?
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:54:54 pm)
Queenie:
Aquarius, right?
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:54:59 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Her and Heruka were born on the same day ten years apart
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:57:06 pm)
Chewing Wax:
She and Heruka.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:57:13 pm)
bela:
Queenie, did you check out Heruka's story down there? Did that make any sense to you at all? Am I missing something? Or you just didn't bother reading it.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:57:20 pm)
Queenie:
Anyway, here's the fashion profile for Aquarius (sounds like bela to me):
You'll never see a Water Bearer shopping in one of those big, corporate fashion dens that make their profit from monopolies and sweatshops. Thrift stores suit you much better, where you can get the most interesting clothes at the least damage to your pocketbook. You keep up with trends in your own way. You don't buy the new retro fashions, rather you find clothing from the time that this retro was new. Colorful clothing made from hemp, or anything that has shock value, is scattered about your wardrobe. You always have one jump on the next trend, whether or not it finds its way into popular culture. Among the mismatched, eclectic, daring garments in your possession, there is probably at least one gown or suit that is perfectly tailored, perfectly elegant and definitely expensive.
Ankles, though often sprained, are your Sign's favorite body part. Indulge in this by wearing anklets, strappy sandals and t-length skirts. Your hair is constantly changing -- you first dyed it green to shock your parents, but later just kept changing the color to catch the attention of the rest of the world. Henna is useful for this scheme. The makeup you wear is bright, fun and completely cruelty free. If you don't feel like it, though, you won't wear any at all. Adorning your body and clothing with turquoise is a good bet for adding beauty into your life.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:57:23 pm)
bela:
I'm going to be 34 so shut up pussy.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:58:15 pm)
Queenie:
You didn't get it because it was wicked stupid.
(Thu Jan 24, 2002 - 4:58:24 pm)