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The price of diamonds:

(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 10:53:52 am)

Queenie:
I'm uncertain what "XP looking" means. Is that a good thing?
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 12:05:26 pm)

Chewing Wax:
He meant it as a good thing.
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 12:05:47 pm)

Queenie:
So this bear goes into a bar and asks for a beer and the bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve bears" and the bear grows enraged and eats this skanky lady who's drinking whiskey at the bar, then he turns to the bartender and says, "NOW will you give me a drink?" and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve drug users in here" and the bear says, "What? I'm not a drug user!" and the bartender says, "Oh yeah? What about that bar bitch you ate?"
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 12:06:51 pm)

Chewing Wax:
take that joke back
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 12:08:14 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Is that the same bear who wiped his ass with the rabbit?
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 12:09:10 pm)

Queenie:
Possibly.
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 12:14:47 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Grand Theft Auto III is the best console game ever created.
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 12:18:24 pm)

Queenie:
How's that new receiver working out?
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 12:20:57 pm)

Queenie:
Ken got a Sheryl Crow concert in DTS from his brother. I just know he's going to annoy me with it today.
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 12:21:26 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I haven't plugged it in. It came icy cold so I was letting the condensation evaporate. And I don't have cables. Or front speakers. Or speaker wire. Going to try and pick that stuff up tonight.
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 12:25:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Bonus. Anne's going to buy them during her lunch hour. What a woman.
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 12:49:08 pm)

Queenie:
A woman who goes out on her lunch break and buys her man speaker wire is a woman to hold on to!
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 1:00:45 pm)

Chewing Wax:

yeh. She's a peach.
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 1:16:31 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I miss bela. Where is she?
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 1:25:11 pm)

Sara:

I will suck the marrow from your bones and chew on your livers
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 2:21:55 pm)

Would you like to buy Bin Laden's kidneys?
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 2:57:54 pm)

Sara:

okay
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 3:03:43 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Well that's just great.
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 5:09:12 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i had no idea that the lounge had gone organic. giggle.
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 5:52:58 pm)

theo:
Just not a winter person...need to relocate.
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 7:28:22 pm)

Mr. bin Laden is not here, he is dead, of, er ... kidney failure ... yeah that's it, kidney failure!
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 9:25:09 pm)

Mmmmmm, delicious toxic kidneys.
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 9:31:54 pm)

:
When you get those pre approved letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right? Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little envelopes! Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Or a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their application back! Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e- mail is cutting into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again!
(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 10:38:27 pm)

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(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 11:00:06 pm)

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An appropriate auto for Cushca?

(Fri Jan 18, 2002 - 11:56:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Good morning. I know someone who would pull that envelope prank and the FBI was knocking on their door. They don't much like big beefy envelopes that are supposed to be paper thin now adays. This guy I know did eighteen days in jail for mail fraud and suspected conspiracy to commit acts against big corporations. Remember, John Ashcroft is in charge now. Remember, you voted for him.
(Sat Jan 19, 2002 - 11:38:28 am)

Chewing Wax:
Well it's true it really is.
(Sat Jan 19, 2002 - 3:15:33 pm)

Queenie:
safeway delivers now. oh sunny day!
(Sat Jan 19, 2002 - 3:16:59 pm)

(Sat Jan 19, 2002 - 3:53:35 pm)

Decoy:
The envelope prank seemed a lot more funny after a 12 pack last night. I suppose your right, but its a No Fun Country.
(Sat Jan 19, 2002 - 6:27:00 pm)

Decoy:
What's Safeway? Around here, that's autoglass.
(Sat Jan 19, 2002 - 6:27:57 pm)