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Chewing Wax:
Okay. Then I'll take hometown boy out of Tennessee, big defensive tackle John Henderson. He's big-time prospect with a rare combination of size, strength and quickness. Is nearly impossible to move after gaining leverage.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 10:49:07 am)
Chewing Wax:
The New York Football Giants are on the clock. (That's you)
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 10:50:04 am)
Cushca:
Oh! I went to the shop! Hold on!
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 10:51:49 am)
Cushca:
Ashley Lelie from Hawaii. He has spectacular hands and I believe he will bulk up a bit and prove himself in the long run.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 10:54:47 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
cockroach
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 10:56:43 am)
Chewing Wax:
Okay. Cleveland. With the 16th overall pick, I pick Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington Redskins.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 10:57:09 am)
Chewing Wax:
You're Atlanta.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 10:57:29 am)
Cushca:
How can you pick the owner of a club? I thought these were all college boys?
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 10:57:57 am)
Chewing Wax:
Oh. Sorry. Okay. I'll pick kicker Travis Dorsch out of Purdue. He kicks the ball hard but often in the wrong direction and tends to cry when he is cold.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 10:58:57 am)
Cushca:
I'll take Adrian Peterson from Georgia Southern. He's extremely versatile representing value for money and without beating around the bush, he's the dog's bollocks.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:01:28 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I'm leaving. Cushca has turned into a boy. I'm talking about cockroaches in the fridge and she's talking about bloody sport. That's it. I'm off too. bela: wait for me.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:04:05 am)
Cushca:
Did you name the cockroach?
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:04:27 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Mike bloody Rumph
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:09:17 am)
Cushca:
You named it Mike Rumph?
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:10:02 am)
Chewing Wax:
Okay. You're Washington too.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:11:16 am)
Chewing Wax:
Mike Rumph.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:11:32 am)
Cushca:
OK. Kurt Kittner from Illinois. Despite the stupid name, he's a diamond geezer.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:15:42 am)
Chewing Wax:
You should really write for these draft newspapers that are everywhere. I'm going to send in some samples for you.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:20:03 am)
Cushca:
A whole new career discovered by accident. You can be my editorial assistant. How does that sound?
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:21:03 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Yes, yes I did. A cockroach of great size with good ball skills. Quite formidable.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:21:18 am)
Cushca:
Was it really a cockroach. Explain the circumstances please.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:21:34 am)
Chewing Wax:
With the 18th overall pick, Denver chooses Jarrett Ferguson, fullback out of Virginia Tech. For a short, squat fellow, he has good speed and his gigantic hands make him ideal for catching the ball. Don't look for him to be a stand out blocker, as physical contact confuses him.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:21:54 am)
Chewing Wax:
Sounds great.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:22:11 am)
Cushca:
Tell me I get Seattle.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:23:19 am)
Chewing Wax:
Actually you do. They switch conferences for next year. You're up.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:25:33 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Yes, it was really a cockroach. Steve Weirdo came scampering over here saying "There's a cockroach!". I said, as one would, "You'd better be shitting me". But no, there it was. In the fridge.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:27:16 am)
Cushca:
Albert Haynesworth from Tennessee. He's fucking enormous, but is something of a loose cannon, lacking discipline and control. Nevertheless, Seahawks crowds are notoriously liberal and appreciate a freak and so even if he's shite on the field, the supporters will love that crazy streak that's currently standing a mile wide.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:29:01 am)
Cushca:
Leave the building immediately. Tell everyone that place is infested. Fuckers. The lot of them.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:29:45 am)
Chewing Wax:
Brilliant. You're Tampa Bay too.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:31:41 am)
Chewing Wax:
Isn't that a brand new building?
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:31:55 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
It's sort of brand new. Bits of it are listed. We're in the new bit. The bit with the new cockroaches. Jesus, imagine the size of the cockroaches in the old building.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:36:13 am)
Cushca:
Wiliam Green from Boston College. Versatility is what Tampa Bay needs, and versatility is what it will get with this plucky little fella. He has a good size, the ability to take the initiative and create plays and doesn't like taking sick days. He's still dropping passes, but his improvement in this area has been steady. I'd put my money on him.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:37:37 am)
Cushca:
Check if the ones in the old building are in period costume.
(Wed Jan 16, 2002 - 11:38:01 am)