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bela:
Yeah, but it sounds like he did.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:02:38 pm)
Chewing Wax:
This contractor was a really nice guy, family man, came highly recommended. It might have been his buddy, but he was very nice too. I just didn't want to accuse them without any proof.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:03:58 pm)
Chewing Wax:
And I figured, if he had a key, he would be the only one who could come in, and wouldn't steal anything because then I'd know for sure it was him.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:04:40 pm)
bela:
Don't tell me to pay attention either dick lick, I can read between the lines.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:05:06 pm)
Chewing Wax:
And I used to sneak home and surprise them, and they were always working when I got there. I never caught them wandering around the house.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:05:13 pm)
bela:
Family man, they're the worst scumbags.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:05:38 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I don't why I'm telling you fuck faces all this. It's none of your fucking business anyhow. You would have done the same thing.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:06:10 pm)
bela:
You're right, its not our business but Cushca just came along for the ride really, she got sucked in. I'm the one with the big bratty mouth.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:07:01 pm)
Cushca:
Fuck faces? Are you calling me a fuck face, dick lick?
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:07:19 pm)
Chewing Wax:
She's a big girl. She does what she wants.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:08:29 pm)
bela:
Since we're on the subject of nobody's business I got an email from my friend Heidi and she hooked up with some guy on New Years but he had dead batteries.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:08:39 pm)
Cushca:
Dead batteries? What the fuck does that mean?
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:09:32 pm)
bela:
She heard that there's "someone else" so thats what the problem was.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:09:45 pm)
bela:
He couldn't get an erection and fuck her.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:09:58 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Too drunk I bet.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:10:30 pm)
Cushca:
Thank you.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:10:45 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Heidi should keep a big bottle of viagra next to her bed.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:11:01 pm)
Cushca:
How very disappointing.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:11:12 pm)
Cushca:
Maybe she just didn't do it for him.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:11:26 pm)
Cushca:
Not that I'm saying anything about Heidi. She's a lovely girl. I've had her. She's great.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:11:48 pm)
bela:
Who knows, she said that they had a second date. I don't know, I've known Heidi for a long time but she is nuts - really nuts.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:12:18 pm)
bela:
Shes the friend that had the roommate chuck who she saw wearing her black thong through a crack in his door when she popped back in from leaving for work to get something. I love that, I know Chuck, I lived with his brother.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:14:14 pm)
bela:
By accident I saw his brother Rich do something equally as disturbing when I lived with him.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:15:05 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That's disturbing I guess.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:15:18 pm)
Cushca:
I saw my ex-flatmate fucking her boyfriend once. They were eerily quiet and unmoving. Maybe it was tantric.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:19:48 pm)
Cushca:
Or maybe they were both crap in bed and didn't know any better.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:20:04 pm)
Cushca:
I fucking hate that girl. She works in my building. I saw her an hour ago. It's all I can do not to scratch her eyes out.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:22:11 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I remember her
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:23:01 pm)
bela:
Why do you hate her?
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:23:39 pm)
Cushca:
Because she's a prize winning skanky fuckbag. That's why. Basically, she started going out with a dickless piece of junkie shit friend of my boyfriend at the time and whenever he came over they would sit and whisper and be generally rude. I decided to move out, and the day I moved out, after relations between all of us had become extremely strained, she moved her streak of piss boyfriend in. And she was drunk once and told me, to my face, that she'd like to steal my boyfriend. And she couldn't get out of bed without skinning up. Literally. She went on holiday to Turkey for a week, and when she came back, she couldn't even say hello to anyone until she'd had a smoke. Junkie whores - can't live with them, can't live with them.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:31:58 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Sounds like a great idea for a sit-com.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:33:55 pm)
Cushca:
I can laugh now, but at the time, she completely did my head in. Nasty girl.
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:34:35 pm)
Cushca:
I've sent you an e-mail. Do you see that?
(Mon Jan 14, 2002 - 12:36:59 pm)