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Chewing Wax:
My first lesson will be not to smoke while in the process of puncturing and stealing gasoline from a pipeline.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 9:55:52 am)
Chewing Wax:
I've caught bela and theo's flu. I'm very ill.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 9:56:35 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Well I trust you're not working today?
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 10:11:48 am)
bela:
My sister put a statue of one of those california raisins in my back yard and its still there but all the paint is coming off its head, so its half purple and half white.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 10:16:14 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Raisins have heads? And statues devoted to them? What is going on?
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 10:21:54 am)
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(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 10:22:19 am)
bela:
I don't know if you would know what they are.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 10:25:46 am)
bela:
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 10:27:03 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
We have raisins in England. We know what they are. It's not like in the war: I didn't see a banana until I was 15.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 10:58:58 am)
bela:
Yeah but the california raisins are animated claymation raisins.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:03:48 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Then you're right. I haven't the foggiest.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:06:54 am)
Detlef Sping:
Just imagine "I heard it through the grapevine" sung by a bug-eyed purple singing scrote.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:13:34 am)
Detlef Sping:
Thats pretty much it.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:13:56 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
American really IS the land of opportunity.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:21:12 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
America.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:21:19 am)
Detlef Sping:
Thank God for the N.A.A.B.P.S.S.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:45:03 am)
Detlef Sping:
Salad bar sneeze guards, and magically delicious breakfast cereal.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:47:35 am)
Chewing Wax:
what?
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:48:39 am)
Land of Opportunity:
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:50:06 am)
Detlef Sping:
leprechauns in boxes of edible marshmallow sweepings.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:51:28 am)
Detlef Sping:
Where can I buy a bottle of that?
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:52:05 am)
Detlef Sping:
Is that a Nutella bottle?
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:53:27 am)
Detlef Sping:
Ferraro Roche is just Nutella in a corn chip.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:55:10 am)
Land of Opportunity:
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1688067494
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:55:38 am)
Detlef Sping:
It's true.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:55:45 am)
bela:
I just heard my nephew say duck, light on and light off. So cute. My sister says he likes to go in the fridge, get the mustard and walk around with it.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:57:23 am)
MMmm:
Ingredients : Salt,
Artificial Honey-Roasting Agent
Pressed Peanut Sweepings
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 11:58:19 am)
Detlef Sping:
I just bought these on ebay I'm going to start an ice cream shop for a while, and then a steak place.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 12:03:28 pm)
bela:
You can't plant those in my back yard.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 12:14:57 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
That's just brilliant. You know what? In England, they would be illegal. Really. The European Union would not tolerate such blatantly false advertising.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 12:17:48 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
Very sad. Sodding Belgians.
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 12:17:56 pm)
bela:
How are you feeling GB?
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 12:19:49 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
Very kind of you to ask. As far as mini-GB goes: very well indeed. I have a tension headache coming though, but that's just the usual work stuff. How's the flu?
(Fri Jan 11, 2002 - 12:22:27 pm)