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Sleepy:
Spooky. Again.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:31:39 pm)
Sleepy:
I must be Squi's evil twin.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:32:21 pm)
Sleepy:
You. Not 'I'. For fuck's sake. CW - delete that fuck please.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:32:50 pm)
Squi:
You and me baby. Linked at the brain.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:33:05 pm)
Sleepy:
I should say that I am not this Squi. Creative visualisation has obviously turned him into flesh. Be careful what you wish for eh? But really, who wishes for a rude squirrel?!
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:34:15 pm)
Sleepy:
Is that cheese you're eating Squi?
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:34:37 pm)
Sleepy:
I have created a Frankensquirrel. Oh what have I done?
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:35:37 pm)
Squi:
You gave me life baby. Can I come stay in your flat. You know, just for a little while, till I can get back on my paws. Heh.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:35:49 pm)
Squi:
It's a stale Dorito. Ranch flavoured I think.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:36:36 pm)
Sleepy:
I have to give Mary Shelley a call.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:36:38 pm)
Sleepy:
No. You can't stay in my flat. There's a perfectly nice tree in the next street. You can stay there instead.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:37:16 pm)
Squi:
Hey! You owe me baby. You know you do. You left me to rot in Paris without a nut to my name, barely squeeking by.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:39:00 pm)
Sleepy:
Did I ask you to verbally abuse French prostitutes? Did I? No. I asked you to get a chocolate croissant and three hours later I get a call from the Paris police.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:40:38 pm)
Squi:
Shit! It's my parole officer. Gotta go baby. I'll be back with my things later to move in. Don't wait up. I'll just come in the window.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:41:17 pm)
Sleepy:
I think you'll find that you owe me a croissant and 10,000 Francs in bail money, oh fat fluffy one.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:41:47 pm)
Sleepy:
I'm moving to Egypt. Tonight.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:42:14 pm)
Squi:
I'm good for it. You know I am. I just have to talk to some people.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:42:40 pm)
Sleepy:
Taxi! Cairo please.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:42:56 pm)
Squi:
If you go to Egypt, make sure the rent is paid through March will yah?
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:43:13 pm)
Sleepy:
In your dreams.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:44:14 pm)
Sleepy:
I've got my fez and my phrasebook. Au revoir.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:45:20 pm)
Squi:
I know a guy in Cairo. I can set you up in a nice place. All you have to do is entertain the tourists with that dance you do. Hell, you'd be dancing anyhow. You know you would be. I'll split your tips 50/50. What do you say? Is it a deal?
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:47:07 pm)
Sleepy:
You disgust me.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:50:15 pm)
Squi:
Is it my weight?
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:50:43 pm)
Sleepy:
No. It's your personality.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:51:25 pm)
Squi:
You made me baby! Now live with it. Give me a nut.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:51:54 pm)
Sleepy:
If I made you though, I can also destroy you. Think about it squirrel breath. You've had too many nuts already. Have some lettuce instead.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:54:33 pm)
Squi:
If you destroy me, you'll only be destoying yourself. Poof.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:56:26 pm)
Sleepy:
Rubbish. I can call you back any time I want to. If you're nice to me.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:58:02 pm)
Squi:
Alright then. I'm going to climb back into the horrid depths of your twisted mind. Tah! If you hear me scratching about... take no notice.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 4:59:41 pm)
Sleepy:
You could be any number of creations living in my head. Maybe I'll create a sleeker, nicer kind of squirrel.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 5:00:58 pm)
Squi:
What the?... Have I been dreaming? I don't feel so good.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 5:02:11 pm)
Squi:
Jenna Wade. She killed me. She did. Wait. Was it a dream? JR, Bobby. That girl with the funny turned up mouth related to Bing Crosby. I must rest.
(Thu Jan 6, 2000 - 5:03:56 pm)