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Heruka:
I'm getting chickens in the spring hopefully. Then in the fall: WHAMMO! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! you can eat the same chickens you get eggs from, right? how old does a chicken have to be to give eggs?
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:42:33 pm)

bela:
Yeah, I'll eat something at some point.
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:42:44 pm)

Heruka:
what the hell is a patrice?
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:43:20 pm)

bela:
Yeah, Patrice has this annoying chihuahua named Kiki. I can't stand that dog, not nearly as cute as Franco and hes always so scared about it. He found a kitten in his fireplace and he was afraid it was going to hurt Kiki. Give me a break.
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:43:48 pm)

Detlef Sping:
A couple of weeks if you can get their attention.
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:44:05 pm)

bela:
He went to Costa Rico for the holidays and he has presents for me.
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:45:04 pm)

Detlef Sping:
a kitten in his fireplace?
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:45:08 pm)

Heruka:
my cousin and his "companion" raise chihuahuas.
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:45:20 pm)

bela:
He got me a bunch of coffee he said. We'll see.
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:45:32 pm)

Detlef Sping:
his male companion?
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:46:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm going home. Night everybody. Go Huskers.
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:46:50 pm)

bela:
Yeah, a kitten fell into his fireplace from the roof. He got it all fixed up but he wouldn't keep it because it harrassed fucking Kiki. The woman upstairs took it. He lives in this ridiculous apartment, its in the west village right around the corner from where Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke lived in that townehouse and he pays $1,100 for a tiny little room and a bathroom. No kitchen, nothing.
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:47:10 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Get rich soon.
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:47:22 pm)

Heruka:
you know. In this day and age, exotic gifts from far off places aren't what they used to be. My brither used to bring me stuff back from India, until he found out you can buy the same exact stuff at pier 1, although more expensive, it's the exact same item.
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:47:49 pm)

Detlef Sping:
But you get free kittens.
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:48:03 pm)

Detlef Sping:
My limo is here. Auf!
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 4:49:12 pm)

Queenie:
Tomorrow is Elicia's going away party. I barely even saw her when she was in town this time around.
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 6:08:36 pm)

Queenie:
Farewell, darling Elicia!

(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 6:09:33 pm)

theo:
REJECTED STATE MOTTOS
ALABAMA Literacy ain't everythingYa want fries with dat?

ALASKA Come, freeze your butt off ...FLORIDA The Gunshine StateElephant Graveyard; where the old Republicans go to dieSenior citizen discounts availableCome, enjoy the humidityThe snow capital of the US ....ILLINOIS Land of the voting deadGateway to Iowa .....MARYLAND If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us
NEVADA More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too)2 words - Death Valley3:5 you'll leave brokeWe have our own nuclear testing site ....WYOMING Where men are lonely and sheep are scared
TENNESSEE The Educashun StateThank goodness we've still got ElvisA great fixer-upper .............More: http://www.ccsi.com/hassan/joke/RejectedStateMotto.html
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 9:52:44 pm)

Myk Murphy:
uh oh... maybe a little snow coming our way sunday, bela. better play your gig and then flee the city before you become a frozen part of it. honestly, you'll be fine unless you stay until sunday night... er, i think. to answer wax's question from this morning, i didn't see any snow here in town, but the suburbs far south and east got about 4 inches. that's very odd. usually, north and west of the city get the snow.
(Thu Jan 3, 2002 - 10:23:38 pm)

Heruka:
death valley is in California.
(Fri Jan 4, 2002 - 12:10:58 am)

Heruka:
yes. my cousin and his male companion. we've got 29 inches total. meanwhile Cleveland itself has 5 inches. And the western suburbs still have absolutely nothing.
(Fri Jan 4, 2002 - 12:12:53 am)

Heruka:
snow that is.
(Fri Jan 4, 2002 - 12:15:36 am)

Queenie:
Just watched Grant-Lee on Kilborn. During his monologue, Kilborn told a joke that made me laugh until I cried. He said, "Another high school math teacher has been arrested for having sex with one of her students. I guess that's one kid who knows how many times 16 goes into 37". Ha ha!
(Fri Jan 4, 2002 - 5:42:15 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
DAMN I'm hungry.
(Fri Jan 4, 2002 - 7:16:39 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, film buffs.
(Fri Jan 4, 2002 - 7:43:07 am)

Cushca:
Morning. Will someone please give me a job.
(Fri Jan 4, 2002 - 7:56:46 am)

Heruka:
I'll give you a job alright. Film buffs? I've seen more recent releases in the few months than I had in the previous 5 years. That's how dull my life has become. I'm relying on Hollywood to make my life more livable. I'm truly brain dead. Last night I read

(Fri Jan 4, 2002 - 8:06:46 am)

Heruka:
last few months.
(Fri Jan 4, 2002 - 8:07:10 am)

Cushca:
Was it good?
(Fri Jan 4, 2002 - 9:07:58 am)

(Fri Jan 4, 2002 - 9:25:18 am)

See? Very sad.:

(Fri Jan 4, 2002 - 9:27:26 am)

Cushca:
How come his testicles aren't singed?
(Fri Jan 4, 2002 - 9:33:14 am)