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Mrs Dr GB:
Nothing. Much. Wondering what my soak of a sibling is getting up to.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:19:36 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
I think he is DAMN funny. Have done for years. Very, very funny indeed. And as you say: very smart.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:19:56 pm)

Queenie:
Look at us, agreeing on something.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:20:34 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Must be that Christmas spirit.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:20:45 pm)

Queenie:
I think Wax is put off by the makeup.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:20:50 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Makes my skin crawl
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:21:02 pm)

Queenie:
He was funny in Mystery Men: "Disco is not dead! DISCO IS LIFE!"
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:21:10 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I think it's the soft, pudgey, glutteral, make up. The whole thing really.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:21:32 pm)

Queenie:
Open your mind, Wax. Embrace that which frightens you.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:21:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I don't think so.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:22:24 pm)

Queenie:
He says he "fancies women" so you don't have to feel he's threatening to your manhood or anything.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:22:29 pm)

Queenie:
That's what they say in England, you know. "Fancies".
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:22:38 pm)

Detlef Sping:
No hemicals are found in the fish.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:22:41 pm)

Queenie:
Thank god. Nothing worse than hemical-ridden fish.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:23:39 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
We do say fancies. We also say "cops off with".
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:23:59 pm)

Queenie:
I have no idea what that means.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:25:20 pm)

Detlef Sping:
cops off with hemical perch
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:31:29 pm)

Sleepy:
Ah yes. Eddie Izzard. He read out my suggestion in a competition once. I was so proud. Years ago he used to joke that his religion, Church of England, was so dull with so little appeal to anyone, that he was lucky he was a transvestite. Everyone laughed. Then a year later it turned out that he really was a transvestite.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:31:45 pm)

Sleepy:
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:32:21 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hello
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:32:56 pm)

Sleepy:
Bonjour. Ho ho ho.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:34:19 pm)

Chewing Wax:

(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:35:43 pm)

Queenie:
What sort of competition?
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:35:56 pm)

Detlef Sping:
God rest ye merry. Gentlemen.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:36:13 pm)

Sleepy:
You had to think of a suggestion for a book title about the life of Saddam Hussein.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:37:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Cool
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:37:32 pm)

Queenie:
What was your suggestion?
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:37:45 pm)

Sleepy:
I'm not saying. The winning suggestion was something like "My Life - by Saddam Hussein".
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:40:31 pm)

Queenie:
Come on! Tell us! I bet it's funny.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:42:24 pm)

Detlef Sping:
"Holy shiite, what was that noise?" - by Saddam Hussein"
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:42:31 pm)

Sleepy:
No. I can't remember it very well.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:43:20 pm)

Queenie:
OK
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:43:50 pm)

Sleepy:
Phew.
(Fri Dec 21, 2001 - 1:44:07 pm)