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Decoy:
I'm just pausing a moment to vent. Do you all realize what an unspeakable piece of crapware garbarge Netscape is? Those pinheads at Netscape go through all the effort to Java this ,and Java that ... and they don't even make their own fucking piece of shit browser work well enough to follow ther own 'standards.' Too bad Microsoft didn't crush them at infancy. Thank you for your support.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 12:27:19 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It all went downhill when AOL bought them.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 12:28:46 pm)

Sleepy:
Goodnight.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 12:56:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Good night sleepy.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 1:35:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:
The men from Lost in Space have driven out in search of much needed water, only to find themselves in the middle of a dangerous uncharted land of VOLCANOES!
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 2:03:38 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Dr. Smith stayed behind with the women folk of course
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 2:04:14 pm)

Myk Murphy:
dr smith has the right idea. in scooby doo, fred always went off with daphne. oddly enough, they never encountered and brought back any useful clues when rendezvous-ing with the other 3.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:09:26 pm)

Queenie:
Do you think Thelma was a lesbian?
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:19:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yes
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:19:50 pm)

Queenie:
Kate Winslet is "pushing maximum density"??? Is that all that means anything to you people?!? And then you wonder why women have such low self esteem problems...Because someone like me thinks Kate Winslet is very, very beautiful in a way I could only aspire to and then I hear someone like you say "NO NO! SHE'S A COW!"

Fuck!
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:22:29 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Oh stop it
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:23:28 pm)

Queenie:
You just say things casually not even thinking about it. You never realize what you're putting out there. I'm hungry. I'm going to go now and eat my lunch. Greens and dressing. Super low-cal. Why? So that someday I can graduate from "obese" to mearly "pushing maximum density" and then men will like me more!!!
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:24:00 pm)

Queenie:
Don't even get me started on the drivel that is those fucked up Jenny Craig commercials. Testimonial: "I wasted YEARS of my life being fat!" Wasted?!?! WASTED?!? FUCK YOU, YOU'VE WASTED YOUR WHOLE LIFE BEING AN ASSHOLE!
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:25:39 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It was a joke.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:27:57 pm)

Queenie:
Oh! Well! Ok then!
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:29:47 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Lighten up.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:30:38 pm)

Queenie:
why does food packaging always have printed on them such lies as "EASY TEAR OPEN" or "PUSH IN - PULL BACK"

I put my lunch too close to the freezer part of the fridge...Frozen lettuce..mmmm...
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:30:55 pm)

Queenie:
Seriously, do something for me, OK?
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:31:15 pm)

Queenie:
And I mean it, I really, really want you to do this.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:31:36 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What?
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:32:21 pm)

Queenie:
The next time you are sitting at home watching TV, very consciously imagine that you are a woman. Imagine that you are attractive, loved, talented and all that....but also imagine that you are fat - not really fat, maybe just thirty pounds or so. Watch one hour of television from this perspective. Just one hour, but really think hard about how you would interpret everything you saw in that hour and how it would make you feel. The fact that you are talented, attractive and loved would cease to exist. You will feel like you are all about your body, and that your body is BAAAAAD. Do this. Seriously. It won't solve any problems, but it will give you tremendous insight and sensitivity towards what's going on in the minds of millions of women.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:36:19 pm)

Queenie:
GODDAMN FROZEN LETTUCE!
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:37:45 pm)

Queenie:
And as we all know, tremendous insight and sensitivity towards what's going on in the minds of millions of women = MORE HOT SEX FOR YOU!!
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:38:24 pm)

:
CHewing Wax is playing with his breasts. Old joke. But a good one.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:39:40 pm)

Queenie:
Well, that part IS true...having breasts is fun. Men would enjoy it!
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:40:50 pm)

Queenie:
Oh man, I just read about a six year old boy shooting a six year old girl in class today in Michigan. What a world.

Fuck
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:43:45 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What about all the fat talk show chicks, Oprah, Ricky Lake, What's her face, Martin Short? They must help a little.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:47:39 pm)

Sleepy:
What the hell is a six year old boy doing with a gun?
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:53:11 pm)

Sleepy:
Martin Short?!
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:53:51 pm)

:
Do they have stuff like that happening in England, Sleepy? Or is this an American thing. Like MacDonald's.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:54:51 pm)

Sleepy:
And now I have that bloody Titantic theme tune in my head. Excellent. Complete with shrieking high notes in a French Canadian accent.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:55:11 pm)

Queenie:
And now, CW, as long as people refer to them as "fat chicks" it will never help.
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:55:42 pm)

Queenie:
I mean to say "And no, CW"...but you figured that out, didn't cha?
(Tue Feb 29, 2000 - 3:55:59 pm)