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 <BR><hr><font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Heruka:<br>Guinness has this totally kixk ass flash film on ther site about the "rocket widget". Everytime you turn the bottle up, it releases the right amount of nitro. Cool.<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 5:03:36 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Chewing Wax:<br>I can't seem to find that.<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 5:08:40 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Chewing Wax:<br>Going home now.<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 5:10:25 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Myk Murphy:<br>In the supermarket now!  Will look for this new bottle!<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 5:35:32 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Myk Murphy:<br>The bottles here are just the regular kind.  Boo.  Only good for cooking stew.<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 5:39:25 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>Now that's timely information. Well done, Myk.<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 5:49:29 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>I guess I'll crack one of cans now. Should I take it apart? Do you think its dangerous?<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 5:50:15 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Myk Murphy:<br>i've taken one apart.  just don't cut yourself on the aluminum.  very easy to do that.  yes, this place can be remarkably timely.  <br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 6:39:05 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> :<br>Whatsawidget? - GUINNESS Draught in a can is now even smoother and creamier thanks to the Floating Draught System. Experience the great taste of a realpub GUINNESS and make every occasion special. How do we do it? <BR><BR>The Inside (the Can) Story - The new Floating Draught System works on pressure. A small plastic ball calleda widget is filled with a mixture of nitrogen and carbon dioxide gas, placed in the can where it floats and can be heard moving around until the can is opened, releasing the gas and creating the creamy, foamy GUINNESS Draught.<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 7:04:59 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> :<br><img src=http://usa.guinness.com/images/draughtcan.gif><br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 7:06:00 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Sleepy:<br>Notting Hill Arts Club.  Bah.  <br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 9:03:27 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Sleepy:<br><IMG SRC="http://www.jellycat.com/jelly.jpg"><br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 9:04:20 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Sleepy:<br>Goodnight.<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 9:04:43 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>Oh, Wax,  we missed Sleepy.<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 10:51:13 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Poll Results:<br><br><br><center> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border="0" width=468><tr><td align=left bgcolor="#000000" ><center><font size=2 color="white" face="Verdana" ><b>- Decoy's Lounge Poll -</b></center> </td></tr><tr><td  bgcolor="#333333" ><table border=0  bgcolor="#333333"  width=468><tr><td colspan = 4><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" ><b>What do you like about polls?</b></font></td></tr><tr><td width=10>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td width=234><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" ><font size=1><br></font>New insights into other loungers </font></td><td align=right><font size=1><br></font><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" >0%</font></font></td><td><font size=1><br></font>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td width=10>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td width=234><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" ><font size=1><br></font>Voice an opinion </font></td><td align=right><font size=1><br></font><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" >0%</font></font></td><td><font size=1><br></font>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td width=10>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td width=234><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" ><font size=1><br></font>Clever polls a witty tour de force </font></td><td align=right><font size=1><br></font><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" >0%</font></font></td><td><font size=1><br></font>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td width=10>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td width=234><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" ><font size=1><br></font>Cushca, Cushca, Cushca &nbsp;(18) </font></td><td align=right><font size=1><br></font><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" >48%</font></font></td><td><font size=1><br></font><img src="http://images.vantagenet.com/vantagenet/i/zsv/s24.gif" height=10 border=0 width=149></td></tr><tr><td width=10>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td width=234><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" ><font size=1><br></font>Helps to forget the war </font></td><td align=right><font size=1><br></font><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" >0%</font></font></td><td><font size=1><br></font>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td width=10>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td width=234><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" ><font size=1><br></font><img src=http://chewingwax.com/lounge/right.gif> &nbsp;(9) </font></td><td align=right><font size=1><br></font><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" >24%</font></font></td><td><font size=1><br></font><img src="http://images.vantagenet.com/vantagenet/i/zsv/s26.gif" height=10 border=0 width=74></td></tr><tr><td width=10>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td width=234><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" ><font size=1><br></font>Keeps everyone up to date on Herukas movements &nbsp;(1) </font></td><td align=right><font size=1><br></font><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" >2%</font></font></td><td><font size=1><br></font><img src="http://images.vantagenet.com/vantagenet/i/zsv/s27.gif" height=10 border=0 width=6></td></tr><tr><td width=10>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td width=234><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" ><font size=1><br></font>Thought this would be more about Sleepy &nbsp;(9) </font></td><td align=right><font size=1><br></font><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" >24%</font></font></td><td><font size=1><br></font><img src="http://images.vantagenet.com/vantagenet/i/zsv/s28.gif" height=10 border=0 width=74></td></tr><tr><td colspan=4 align=left><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" > </font></td></tr><tr><td colspan=4 align=center><br><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" >Total Selections: 37 <br><font color="#FFFFFF" size=1 face="Verdana" ></font></td></tr></td></tr></table><tr><td  bgcolor="#333333" ><a href="http://apps3.vantagenet.com/site/poll.asp?ref=1000" target="_top"><img src="http://images.vantagenet.com/vantagenet/i/pwr3.gif" border=0  width=92 height=30 align=left></a><font size=1 face =Verdana ><TABLE BORDER =0 CELLPADDING =1 CELLSPACING = 1 WIDTH ="70%"HEIGHT ="30%"><tr><td WIDTH ="50%" align = right ><a href="http://apps3.vantagenet.com/site/poll.asp?ref=1000"><img src = "http://images.vantagenet.com/vantagenet/i/crtpoll.gif"border= 0 width = 81 height = 20 align = center </a></td><td WIDTH = "50%"><a href = "#" onCLick ="window.open('http://polls.vantagenet.com/cgi-bin/sendpoll.cgi','newWnd','width=500,height=450,scrollbars=yes')"><img src = "http://images.vantagenet.com/vantagenet/i/sendpoll.gif"border= 0 width = 81 height = 20 align = right </a></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><br> <br><a href="http://www.chewingwax.com/lounge.htm" target=_top>Decoy's Lounge</a><br><br><center><br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 11:26:01 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>New poll!!!!<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 11:27:01 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Chewing Wax:<br>How does it um... how does it work?<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 11:35:08 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>Well, the new poll company is broken, and they just informed me that they are discontinuing service after January 2, 2002. So never mind.<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 11:36:55 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>Just as I made a new poll. Fuckers. What timing.<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 11:37:28 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>Can you edit the site from there?<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 11:37:52 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>The new one has the old questions. You get what you pay for.<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 11:44:27 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>'Night.<br>(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 11:44:51 pm)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> :<br><img src="http://www.njquake.com/cartmandance/cart03.gif"><br>(Thu Dec 13, 2001 - 1:33:22 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> :<br>Poll User Comments 1 - 6 <p>Sleepy is our leader. All hail Sleepy! 12/11/01 6:32:48 AM <br>Just finished watching the film,"The World According To Cushca", great flick. She's my new hero. 12/10/01 1:38:40 PM <br>I voted for me. Is that wrong? 12/5/01 9:17:38 AM <br>Cushca's keen! 12/5/01 4:20:5 AM <br>Poll! Poll! Poll! 12/4/01 9:49:15 PM <br>Too much Squirrel 12/4/01 9:48:20 PM <br><br>(Thu Dec 13, 2001 - 1:35:38 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> :<br>A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.  <p> On their wedding night she told her new husband,"Please be gentle with me,I'm still a virgin." <p> "What?" Said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you have already been married 10 times?" <p> "Well, husband #1 was a sales representative;he kept telling me how great it was going to be. <p> Husband #2 was in software services;he was never really sure how it was supposed to function,but said he would look into it and get back to me. <p> Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. <p> Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. <p> Husband #5 was an engineer;he understood the basic process,but wanted three years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method. <p> Husband #6 was from finance and administration;he thought he knew how,but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.<p>  Husband #7 was in marketing;although he had a nice product,he was never sure how to position it. <p> Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. <p> Husband #9 was gynecologist;all he ever did was look at it. <p> Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was lick it.God,I miss him!!! <p> But now I've married you, I'm really excited!" <p> "Good", said the lawyer, "but why?" <p> "Duh! You're a lawyer.This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"<br>(Thu Dec 13, 2001 - 5:27:50 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> :<br><img src="http://www.starwarsfun.com/images/cartoons/xmas_law_suit.gif"><br>(Thu Dec 13, 2001 - 5:52:36 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> :<br><img src="http://cagle.slate.msn.com/comics/updating/wright.gif"><br>(Thu Dec 13, 2001 - 6:09:23 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> :<br><img src="http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/011204/ohman.gif"><br>(Thu Dec 13, 2001 - 6:34:16 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Myk Murphy:<br>Good morning, folks.  Well, we knew the end was near for yasser, but i figured a week longer or so.  <br>(Thu Dec 13, 2001 - 7:31:57 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> theo:<br>Gooot mornink.<br>(Thu Dec 13, 2001 - 8:11:45 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>I can't believe they took him seriously this long.<br>(Thu Dec 13, 2001 - 8:17:04 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br><!-- Begin Poll Code --><A href="http://decoy.freepolls.com/cgi-bin/polls/001/poll_center.htm" TARGET=_blank><!--Begin Poll Link Text-->New Poll Today - Decoy's Lounge Poll<!--End Poll Link Text--></A><!-- End Poll Code--><br>(Thu Dec 13, 2001 - 8:39:15 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>Yay, it works. Had to create a new account, though. <br>(Thu Dec 13, 2001 - 8:42:00 am)<BR> </font> <hr>