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Decoy:
Farts are funny, just ask a four year old.
(Tue Dec 11, 2001 - 4:21:22 pm)
bela:
I guess not.
(Tue Dec 11, 2001 - 4:21:37 pm)
bela:
Yup, I guess you would know, having a four and seven year old and whatnot.
(Tue Dec 11, 2001 - 4:22:48 pm)
bela:
When I worked on the east side, Beth, my boss there had her 5 year old daughter, Madeleine there. She introduced everyone to that kid as Miss or Mr. So I was Miss Suzanne, which was weird. She was a funny kid, all girled out in this frilly dress and workboots.
(Tue Dec 11, 2001 - 4:24:08 pm)
Queenie:
Once I was watching some sort of idiotic TV blooper show and they showed a clip from some local newscast from somewhere, and the anchorman thought it would be cute to prop his little one year old daughter up on the desk during a segment -- and the little girl let go with the loudest fart right when the guy was mid-sentence. God it was hilarious.
(Tue Dec 11, 2001 - 4:28:22 pm)
Decoy:
All body utterances are the funniest thing ever, especially when they escape at the most inappropriate time. I think thats why all Disney movies have a butt joke in them.
(Tue Dec 11, 2001 - 4:29:06 pm)
Decoy:
We do proper titles, too. Respect for elders needs brainwashing.
(Tue Dec 11, 2001 - 4:31:04 pm)
Queenie:
I confess -- I still think farts are funny.
(Tue Dec 11, 2001 - 4:31:29 pm)
Decoy:
Second only to spit-takes.
(Tue Dec 11, 2001 - 4:33:45 pm)
Queenie:
Oh I'd take a good fart over a spit-take any day.
(Tue Dec 11, 2001 - 4:42:34 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Christmas lights are up. It's a doozy. 200 assorted 7 watt multi colored bulbs in disarray.
(Tue Dec 11, 2001 - 7:34:39 pm)
Decoy:
Perfect.
(Tue Dec 11, 2001 - 10:01:07 pm)
Myk Murphy:
sounds glorious, wax. absolutely glorious. so when do i get to see this bird, heruka? mykmurphy@yahoo.com, of course. i missed a bit of fun today, i see. by the way, i forgot to share some entertaining news... back during the summer, my car was broken into (not the MG), and the cd player and some CDs were stolen. the cops came, and especially since there were a couple of thefts nearby, they did a diligent job at dusting for fingerprints. well, last friday i get a call from the fuzz to inform me that, after a long backlog, the fingerprints were analyzed, and they found a match! some salvadoran punk kid who just turned 18 has a date with the judge and jury! the aggravating thing is that, even if convicted and jail time is given (not Paco's first offense, it seems), the INS still won't deport him if he's an illegal alien. they're too swamped to deal with simple property criminals. i'll keep everyone posted on this one. it should be entertaining. i'll give queenie the film rights.
(Tue Dec 11, 2001 - 11:20:43 pm)
Queenie:
My god... "twenty four" is EXCRUCIATING!
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 1:10:37 am)
Queenie:
They fingerprinted your car? You lucky fuck! All they did when our car was stolen was... well... nothing.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 1:11:37 am)
Queenie:
They billed us. They did do that...
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 1:17:30 am)
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(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 2:35:34 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
It's a last night in the Mud Hut evening. And it hasn't happened yet.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 4:22:53 am)
Heruka:
Bonjour. Quelque chose de bon va se produire aujurd hui. Je puis Lle sentir.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 6:36:05 am)
Heruka:
No offense Myk, but I don't think anyone else will see Big Bertha. Let me just tell you, She's hot! Hubba-hubba!! She's an official "babe". I have nothing against you, and it's not that I don't trust you, but it still offends me that everyone is so private when it comes to me.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 6:41:49 am)
Cushca:
AAAARRGGGGHHHHH! The new girl who sits behind me is playing jazz. FUCK ME, IT'S SO HORRIBLE.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 6:44:45 am)
Heruka:
I'm sorry to hear that. Jazz is good live, but other than that, I find it rather boring. Perhaps you should pick up Heino on your lunch, and play that. Do battle with her. I'd also recommend Butthole Surfers 'Rembrandt Pussyhorse'. It's equally offensive. Or jst catch her in the loo and grab her by the hair, shove her head in the toilet and flush. Whirly.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 6:50:36 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
She must be destroyed.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 7:25:01 am)
Myk Murphy:
Good morning, daisy cutters.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 7:38:14 am)
Myk Murphy:
Heruka gushes about friends on death row, bomb makers, drug addicts, etc... and he wonders why we keep private! Still, i respect your choice.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 7:45:41 am)
Cushca:
How awful would it be to have the name Daisy Cutter?
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 7:47:06 am)
Heruka:
Myk is right you know. I'm guilty of what I criticize bela for. I'm neither of those types at all. I just know them in life. And there was a time when I hung around them, or in some cases, they went bad after we've long parted ways. Most people I know are reather boring everyday people, just living life. Would you really want to hear about a friends new garage? I doubt it. My brothers buying a new car, shall we discuss this? He's also going to be teaching full time at a private college in a few years, he's still finishing his education. Would you like to discuss this? Maybe Wax would. He's one of those types that can talk indepth about almost everything, unless it's interesting to me. Except India.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 7:58:10 am)
Decoy:
True Confessions! Da da daaaa.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 8:56:00 am)
Decoy:
Don't pick, it'll get infected
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 9:03:31 am)
Chewing Wax:
Well this is a sad state of affairs. http://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/12/sports/football/12NFL-RANKING.html?homepageinsidebox
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 9:06:32 am)
Chewing Wax:
Good morning
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 9:07:07 am)
Decoy:
Morning, Wax. Fuck that, bring on Detroit, we'll kick their asses big time. I wish they were on the schedule.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 9:10:31 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Chicken and sweet potato soup. Urp.
(Wed Dec 12, 2001 - 9:10:48 am)