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Chewing Wax:
Let me tell you, switching a 1988 11 inch VGA monitor for a brand new NEC MultiSync FE700 flat screen 17 inch monitor makes quite a bit of difference.
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:18:15 am)

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LOS ANGELES - Legendary guitarist Carlos Santana announced on Tuesday that he plans to make a blatantly sexual pass at 18-year-old pop star Britney Spears during the GRAMMY Awards, which are to be held in Los Angeles on Wednesday. Santana, whose album, "Supernatural," is nominated for 10 awards, said he will make his move the first chance he gets during the show, and that it will be offensive to most people."I really don't care what people think of me," Santana said. "I know I will win at least one award, and when I get up on the stage, I will offer myself to Miss Britney in an extremely sexual way. I don't want to give everything away now, but I will say that my hips will be gyrating and I will be making barn yard noises. I will also crinkle up my face to give the impression that I am in sexual pain."The show's producer, Byron Telly, who was told of Santana's intentions via a "disgusting" email from the Hall-of-Fame rocker, said that the situation is out of his hands."Carlos is a legend, and if he wants to do this, then I'm behind him 100 percent," he said. "I mean, the guy's kept a clean slate for 30 years, and he doesn't even really get mad when people call him a Mexican....and that takes class. I think he deserves this shot."Spears, whose album, "...Baby, One More Time," is up for three awards, was flattered to hear of Santana's plans."He's been around, like, forever," Spears said. "He's, like, a legend. I've been hit on by a lot of guys over the past couple of years, and most of them didn't even, like, know how to play any instrument with their teeth. Besides, maybe if I pretend I'm interested in him, then, like, maybe we won't go to war with Mexico anymore, and then, like, our troops won't have to risk their lives in war." Carlos plans on doing a lot of jamming come Grammy night, and we plan on gagging you with our innuendos. Carlos, you're not the first and you won't be the last to go for this ass. Spears added that although she and Santana have never met, she is not ruling out the possibility of a sexual relationship between the two of them. "I'm just a normal girl from Louisiana, and when people think I'm attractive I get very flattered, and tend to open myself up sexually to the flatterers," she said. "Even if my ideal man right now isn't a 55-year-old Mexican, I guess you could say that 'Sometimes' you just have to go 'Crazy' and...I forgot the question. Do you like my see-through tank top?"
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:19:28 am)

Chewing Wax:
is it true?
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:21:00 am)

theo~:

can't sleep...
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 2:52:34 am)

Chewing Wax:
Thems funny cats
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 2:57:12 am)

theo~:

plan b.
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 3:20:39 am)

Chewing Wax:
Coma
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 3:31:18 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm just listening to Areoplane Across The Sea
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 3:33:35 am)

Chewing Wax:
Aeroplane
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 3:35:32 am)

Chewing Wax:
So we went to a bar/restaurant called "mothers" after the so called game. It's a gem of a place. The essence of Buffalo really. And I get up to go to the bathroom and I who is at the head of the farthest table? Guess. Just guess, eating comfortably a big platter of meat. There he was at the head of the table with two other couples. The king for sure, sucking down his meal while highlights of the game played on the television. Guess who was there.
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 3:45:43 am)

Sleepy:
Was it Squi?
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 4:57:32 am)

Chewing Wax:
Yes. It was that big fat fucking squirrel. It sure was.
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 4:58:45 am)

Sleepy:
Was it Vivadog? Or Hasek. Or whatever his name is?
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 4:59:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
Okay. Hasek. It was Hasek... king of the goalies.
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 5:04:26 am)

m©:
LOL! that carlos thing was very funny. was it JIMMY in mothers?
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 12:50:33 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yes. Jimmy. And a bunch of his women. They was making an awful lot of noise.
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:03:09 pm)

m©:
How are you doing? I've been driving all over the place tying up loose ends and then watching in horror as they unravel. will probate and land issues with my wifes moms estate..
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:09:54 pm)

m©:
I never notice it before, but two of my wifes sisters are Harpies.
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:11:12 pm)

theo~:
poll results so far..........................................element of light: 33%globe of frogs: 22%perspex island: 11%queen elvis: 5%jewels for sophia: 11%other.: 16%Total Votes: 18
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:16:55 pm)

m©:
frog eh? hello theo
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:17:48 pm)

theo~:
hi m! did ya see the poll yet......??
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:18:31 pm)

theo~:
It's getting better all the time. technically it's still winter, but it's been 64 degrees plus for over a week now here in Michigan.
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:22:55 pm)

m©:
I'm going fishing. catch and release. its only fair. plus three eyes is a bit disconcerting.
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:24:04 pm)

theo~:
i had your home in mind when i posted the duo-toilet pic. heh.
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:24:37 pm)

m©:
I thought you were farther south ..yeah winter skipped us over on the edge here altogether..
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:25:51 pm)

theo~:
Southern Michigan yes. I still haven't ruled ol' winter out yet. i bet we get hit with a couple heavey snow storms in March. geesh i hope wrong. let spring start now.
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:27:51 pm)

theo~:
wow...how far are you from New York??
(Sat Feb 26, 2000 - 1:30:10 pm)