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Chewing Wax:
I let her poo where ever she wants.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:02:43 pm)
Heruka:
Prosecuter, judge, and jury. We've got an empty spot in the housing down the road. Or Seamus goes in the back yard. I will never clean up after him. I'd get rid of him first.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:02:47 pm)
Chewing Wax:
What am I supposed to do, keep a cork up her butt?
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:03:06 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Just. I depense the mean justice of dog crap. If it's a lawyer's office, I leave it. If it's the nice Catholic nursing home full of old nuns, you bet your ass I pick it up. I don't need that on my karma.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:04:08 pm)
Chewing Wax:
We have dock
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:04:29 pm)
Queenie:
If you're going to have an animal that leaves large, disgusting piles of waste, you have to be responsible enough to clean up after them. If you cannot handle that responsibility, you shouldn't have pets.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:04:33 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It's not like a burger king rapper or something. It's just harmless dogshit that washes away in the rain. Besides, I pick it up most of the time.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:05:42 pm)
Chewing Wax:
wrapper
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:05:52 pm)
Chewing Wax:
You don't have a dog do you Queenie.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:06:04 pm)
Queenie:
Karma is not subjective. It doesn't matter who you are kind to in this life, it matters only that you are kind. In fact, I would wager a guess that karma would be higher if you went out of your way to be kind to the undeserving. It demonstrates that you are the bigger man.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:06:07 pm)
Queenie:
No I don't have a dog and I would never have a dog. I dislike them. Intensely.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:06:27 pm)
Chewing Wax:
There you go. Anyhow, what do you know about Karma?
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:07:16 pm)
bela:
Its against the law to not pick up dog poo. This is Daria's old band www.misanthrope.com/moonlighters. They made a big mistake kicking her out. They are very popular here.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:07:36 pm)
Chewing Wax:
What kind of human being doesn't like dogs?
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:07:36 pm)
Heruka:
You know, animal easte easily disspates with fluid. The next time Blue craps in someone yard, piss on it. And as long as you can keep pissing. it will go away. Best drink some alcohol before you go walking.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:07:44 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It is against the law. But I don't even have a liscense for her, so I'm constantly breaking the law. Every second I own that dog I'm breaking the law. So there you go.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:08:27 pm)
Heruka:
you karma ran over my dogma. It was on a Hooters sign. And it's still funny.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:09:04 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I've gotten better. I never go out without a plastic bag now. I almost always pick it up. I've gotten much better about it. My attitude has changed.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:09:23 pm)
Queenie:
I just don't like them. They're big and high-maintenance. And the way they just slobberingly worship their owners grosses me out. You could kick a dog and he'd come running back to you, tongue all lolling, begging to be played with. Bleech. I like cats. Independent, self-cleaning, more personality - more like people. And, most importantly, they bury their crap.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:10:29 pm)
Queenie:
I like animals that are more like temperamental bitches. Like a Siamese cat. You fuck over a Siamese cat and they'll hold it against you for years. I can respect that.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:12:00 pm)
bela:
Shes right.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:12:21 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I like them both. I'm capable of that kind of stretch.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:12:22 pm)
Heruka:
I need a fucking drink now. Damnit!
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:12:47 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I have a Siamese cat. What are you trying to prove to me?
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:12:54 pm)
Queenie:
I only lived with a dog once. It was such an awful experience that I guess it's colored my opinion of all dogs.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:13:33 pm)
bela:
You don't have to do anything to bela and she will hate you. Growl and spit at you.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:13:35 pm)
Chewing Wax:
And you're wrong about that hold against for years thing. Siamese are more like dogs than most cats.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:13:43 pm)
Queenie:
Go home and administer a swift kick to your Siamese and your dog. See which one comes running back.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:14:01 pm)
Heruka:
I prefer cats, but they're worthless. It's like supporting a red-headed stepkid. You just wish it would go away. Now a dog has value, it does things. Works for a living. Animals need to be worked.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:14:35 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Well, the cat would shatter into a million pieces so that wouldn't be a fair test. Knowing them both, I'd say they would be even. I'm pretty sure I know my cat. I've had him for 17 years.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:15:02 pm)
Queenie:
Siamese cats are nothing like drooling, worshipful dogs. They demand respect. If your Siamese isn't like that, it's only because it's grown soft.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:15:17 pm)
Queenie:
Heruka has a point too. Cats aren't really all that useful, in the grand scheme of things. But the right one can be a great companion.
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:15:58 pm)
Chewing Wax:
How many Siamese cats have you owned?
(Fri Dec 7, 2001 - 3:16:13 pm)