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Dr GB:
Oh, this morning was bad. I had to stand for most of the journey, in front of a seated man who had the worst case of dandruff in all the world. He was reading a book called "The Profession of Violence". His trousers were slightly too short so you could see the tops of his socks. I feared for my life. And that of my kith.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 3:42:57 am)
Decoy:
Morning Homo Erectus.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 8:55:14 am)
Myk Murphy:
i didn't know you had a kith. good morning! yes, it's officially "top down" weather!! high of 70 today!! hooray!
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:19:53 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'm going to the beach tomorrow. It's the only place I can think of that won't be thigh deep in mud. Morning anthropoids.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:21:20 am)
Chewing Wax:
Yikes. I'm late for work. See you on the other side of the iron curtain.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:22:11 am)
Decoy:
No top bastard. Well, its 50º and drizzle - pretty much the weather we stereotype on London. "Iron curtain?"
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:31:43 am)
Cushca:
Afternoon bastards.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:40:15 am)
Decoy:
Hello dahhhleeeeng.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:40:36 am)
Cushca:
And how are we this afternoon?
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:42:10 am)
Cushca:
I should tell you, it's lovely and sunny here. Not the usual nasty London weather at all.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:42:42 am)
Decoy:
We are plurally fine, thanks. We're just starting to get the caffeine up to our required level for work.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:43:42 am)
Decoy:
Really, how warm then?
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:44:05 am)
BLB:

No smiling now.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:53:36 am)
Dr GB:
It's about 110 in the shade here.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:53:54 am)
Dr GB:
Thou wretched boy! Who just posted Betty Lou Crocker?
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:54:22 am)
Cushca:
Eh?
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:55:10 am)
Decoy:
Pour me a warm beer, I'll be right there.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 9:56:23 am)
Chewing Wax:
Coffee
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 10:02:29 am)
Dr GB:
It's flat. Is that to sir's satisfaction?
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 10:12:58 am)
Decoy:
Flat AND warm? must be heaven!
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 10:16:25 am)
Decoy:
Any reposting problems GB?
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 10:16:54 am)
Dr GB:
So far none. Fingers crossed.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 10:26:18 am)
Myk Murphy:
yup, it's bedtime for betty lou! western europe is really missing out on the fun of capital punishment. this woman may have been pushed to murder once, but twice? her last days were used as a political mechanism to put george w bush on the spot, to prevent the death of this "grandmother".
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 10:28:38 am)
Cushca:
Would someone please tell me what this old bird has done?
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 10:29:21 am)
Chewing Wax:
She killed eight husbands. Jolly with a knife.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 10:43:40 am)
Myk Murphy:
one of her husbands disappeared. they found his dead body buried, but while they were looking, they found her previous husband buried, as well. while the defense was upset that domestic abuse evidence was not admitted into court, one has to wonder why she murdered twice.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 10:47:10 am)
Myk Murphy:
she's also guilty of the greatest crime of all: styling her hair in that awful "texas big hair" style. the photos from the 80s are simply horrible.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 10:48:44 am)
Cushca:
Why exactly is she smiling?
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 10:52:22 am)
Dr GB:
Because she believed that Bush would decide not to kill her, in an effort to get into the White House. But he did anyway. Nyah hah.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 10:52:48 am)
Dr GB:
Wax just said "Jolly! With a knife". And no bastard got it. Go-to-the-vindow!
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 10:53:50 am)
Myk Murphy:
yup, i missed that one entirely. an explanation would be lovely.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 11:11:23 am)
Chewing Wax:
I can say no more
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 11:15:32 am)
Dr GB:
Please. Say no more.
(Fri Feb 25, 2000 - 11:17:30 am)