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So you want to be an American:
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Attorney General John Ashcroft announced Thursday a new plan to possibly offer immigration assistance to encourage international citizens living in the United States or abroad to come forward with information about suspected terrorists.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 10:49:24 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Ah Cushca. It's important to have goals. You should mention it in your appraiasal. "By the beginning of the next financial year, I aim to have slaughtered at least two of my co-workers".
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 10:51:56 am)

Cushca:
It's time to call in the The Cleaner.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 10:53:00 am)

bela:
I know what you mean Cushca, I have this guy and this girl behind me and I can't stand they're chit chat, its so stupid. He keeps going on about what hes going to get his stupid girlfriend for christmas, or hannuka, not sure.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 10:54:10 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I share a room with a wraith. When I move, I'll be sharing a room with a Bad Ass Mo Fo. This is going to be great.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:20:04 am)

Cushca:
These two have just spent half an hour twittering loudly about annual leave and how many days they've got left. And this morning I had to listen to half an hour about how it's a good job one of them didn't get pregnant by Gary.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:21:44 am)

Myk Murphy:
Time for lunch?
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:24:57 am)

Cushca:
I don't fucking believe this. They came back from a cigarette break 15 minutes ago. They have now gone on another cigarette break. Twats. TWATS.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:27:34 am)

Cushca:
Time to buy a gun.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:27:41 am)

bela:
My old boss used to do that, go for cigarette breaks all the time, which was great for me because she drove me nuts she was so awful. I watched that "Mind of the Married Man" last night, I had to see how bad it was - really terrible trying to be clever and funny. Sad.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:29:23 am)

Myk Murphy:
As i recall, cushca, the windows at the mill will open wide enough to allow coworkers to pass through quickly. A viable option, yes?
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:31:48 am)

Cushca:
Our windows don't open. Now are you getting some idea of what I'm dealing with? What kind of a fucking place has windows that don't open? The kind of place that employs retarded fuckbags to work with me.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:36:20 am)

bela:

(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:37:10 am)

bela:
These windows don't open, but then again, what windows open in a huge highrise? Are you in a highrise?
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:37:58 am)

Cushca:
Don't you think if I was in a high rise I'd have jumped by now? I'm on the 2nd floor. I doubt I'd even break a nail if I jumped from this height.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:45:21 am)

bela:
Ha ha.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:47:04 am)

Cushca:
I think we should both jack in our jobs and start a pet shop in New York.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:56:18 am)

Detlef Sping:
belushcas moggy shop
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:58:22 am)

Detlef Sping:
nuetering 1/2 price.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 11:59:00 am)

Cushca:

VANCOUVER, WA - A 32-year-old woman who obtained foster care and a taxpayer-funded education by posing as a high school student was sentenced Wednesday to more than three years in prison for theft and perjury. Treva Throneberry was sentenced to 38 months, but Clark County Superior Court Judge Robert Harris gave her credit for eight months served. The sentence could be shortened further if she participates in a prison work program, which Harris said he would recommend. Throneberry was convicted Nov. 19 of seven counts of perjury and felony theft for defrauding the state of $19,400 worth of services. She represented herself during a five-day trial, and on Wednesday reiterated her claim that she is a 19-year-old named Brianna Stewart.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:00:11 pm)

Cushca:
Now how the fuck could anyone believe she is a teenager.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:00:42 pm)

Cushca:
I mean really.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:00:45 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Treva Throneberry? is she from mars?
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:01:51 pm)

Detlef the teenager Sping:
Fostering eh? that gives me an idea.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:04:48 pm)

bela:
Who would think Gary Teenager was a teenager.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:07:34 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Who would think that I was a woman, or a doctor, or British? Goodbye everyone.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:09:33 pm)

bela:
Can anyone tell me what noblesse oblige means?
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:12:51 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
I'm glad I've gone home already otherwise I would have had to admit my ignorance. That would be embarrassing!
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:14:26 pm)

Queenie:
That Thornberry chick is nuts. She wanted them to give her a DNA test to prove that she's 19.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:17:33 pm)

Queenie:
All kinds of military planes in the sky today.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:17:53 pm)

:
Main Entry: no·blesse oblige Pronunciation: nO-'bles-&-'blEzh Function: noun Etymology: French, literally, nobility obligates Date: 1837 : the obligation of honorable, generous, and responsible behavior associated with high rank or birth
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:20:53 pm)

bela:
What? Oh god, my friend used that word in an email to me and now I don't know if that really makes sense, he always has to act so smart. Hes a big weirdo.
(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:21:46 pm)

(Thu Nov 29, 2001 - 12:23:23 pm)