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Decoy:
Now that's what I call goff.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 10:04:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's not funny
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 12:12:00 am)

Chewing Wax:
Oooooooh weeeee . I'm ready to rub me some nipples
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 12:23:16 am)

Queenie:
See... Ken may have been nipple rubbing drunk.... but for god's sake he sure wasn't ball washing drunk!
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 2:07:24 am)

Heruka:
Good morning! I had a couple of strange dreams last night. I fell asleep while atch Rickard Dryfuss wander around DC talking about the memorials in the city. One of my dreams I was wandering through the MAll looking at them. Then, another one ws I was drafted into the military, but too fat for them to accept me. They couldn't weigh me on a normal scale. They were laughing at me.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 4:00:56 am)

Heruka:
I can't remember the last time I was seriously drunk. I mean pass out in a ditch or alley drunk. pah.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 4:10:56 am)

Queenie:
I keep having dreams about Brian Setzer.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 4:21:25 am)

(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 4:25:55 am)

Heruka:
I need to find work doing this. We can't all be over achievers, you know.

(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 4:40:09 am)

Heruka:
Would it be wrong of me to wander on down to the bar now and have a few glasses of tequila and grapefruit juice?
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 7:23:59 am)

Heruka:
Aren't those little promises a bit childish? If I want a drink, I'll get a fuckin' drink. If I don't, I won't.

(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 7:25:29 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, furry chums.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 7:57:07 am)

Chewing Wax:
I think dubyah has this thing going with foreign nations. They're all going, "We're missing something right?" And it's got them all on edge. It's working.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 7:57:58 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hello Myk. Are you over the Potomac?
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 7:58:18 am)

Decoy:
Wait, I can make it better: "Turn your head and golf!"
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 8:33:52 am)

Atta Boi:
I have an idea, lets all surrender to a vastly superior fighting force and once we are in their prision, we'll try to fight them with whatever we can smuggle in. With the grenades up your ass and the suprised guards and the machine gun turrets above and the hey hey hey ...
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 8:47:24 am)

Chewing Wax:
And a perplexed American public wondering why they don't just level that "prison".
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:01:33 am)

Nick:

Hello. I'm Nick Mason and I'd like to talk about gum health.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:09:25 am)

bela:
Toys R Us built this huge store in Times Squ. right across the street from MTV and they have a mini ferris wheel in there. Maybe I can fit in that.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:27:23 am)

Myk Murphy:
My office disgusts me as of late. At least i get to move around in this line of work. If i had to stay here forever, i would drink heavily.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:29:41 am)

Myk Murphy:
No shuttles today, wax. As for this prison riot, it sounds like a nice excuse to shoot guys nobody wants to bring to trial.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:37:46 am)

Detlef Sping:
Myk, are you a cat herder?
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:39:24 am)

Myk Murphy:
Go check out that new store, bela. I want a full report.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:40:10 am)

Detlef Sping:
Wrangler.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:40:10 am)

Chewing Wax:
To: mrwax@c64.rulez.org
From: Ian
Subject: Strange sausage like beings
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Dear Balázs,

How are you? Do you remember me? I wrote you an e-mail in 1999. Anyhow, you've become quite the cult figure in my little world. I can't tell you how much joy your picture has brought us. Last I heard you had been rescued by the Northern Aliance. Are you back in Hungary now? How is your aunt?

Thanks for everything. Hope you are well.

Ian
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:42:07 am)

Chewing Wax:
What are the chances that he replies?
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:42:56 am)

Chewing Wax:
hello bela.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:43:40 am)

Chewing Wax:
X-POP3-Rcpt: ian@base2co.com
Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2001 15:55:09 +0100 (CET)
From: Chromance
To: Ian
Subject: Re: Strange sausage like beings

Hi.

I dont remember you, I think you have contacted the wrong person.

Bye
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:45:03 am)

Chewing Wax:
This doesn't end here. He can't play simple with me.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:45:16 am)

bela:
Hi, you're so full of shit, he didn't write that.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:49:15 am)

Chewing Wax:
Oh yes he did.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:50:04 am)

Chewing Wax:
And here is my reply:

To: Chromance
From: Ian
Subject: Re: Strange onion like beings
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Hello. Not at all. You're the right person. I'm sure of it. Balázs Bernát from Budapest right? Big time legendary C-64 guy? I just wondered what you were up to. I'm from Buffalo, New York in the USA and a bunch of us have been trying to keep tabs on you and your Chromance buddies. Detlef Sping, Heino and Jimmy are all here sometimes. They're just worried about you.

Thanks for any info you feel comfortable in sharing with me,

Ian
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:51:08 am)

bela:
Don't harrass the poor guy, you may scare him.
(Tue Nov 27, 2001 - 9:53:14 am)