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Detlef Sping:
What would posess a man to get drunk at a posy artsy party and go nipple-rubbing people? he must have been insane.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:26:47 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It's something I can't explain
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:27:54 pm)
Queenie:
The answer is in the question. He was drunk.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:28:54 pm)
Detlef Sping:
nipple-rubbing drunk?
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:30:20 pm)
Queenie:
Exactly.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:30:28 pm)
Queenie:
Man, Oregon is #2 in the country for unemployment rates. The only reason we're not #1 is because of Boeing. This seems familiar, did I say this before?
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:31:06 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I'm sorry. That just doesn't cut it. I've seen tons and tons of really drunk people. I myself have been really drunk. And never, never seen a nipple rubbing spree.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:31:10 pm)
Queenie:
By spree, I meant he did it to one person. But it's just not as good a story that way, is it.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:32:54 pm)
Detlef Sping:
It sounds like an obvious case of drunken insanity to me
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:32:57 pm)
Queenie:
It's how he expresses affection.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:33:05 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I guess I just haven't lived.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:33:25 pm)
Decoy:
Really drunk? I am a God of that.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:34:08 pm)
Decoy:
Nipple rubbing, it's just not done.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:34:29 pm)
Detlef Sping:
drunken nipple-rubbing insanity.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:34:35 pm)
Queenie:
Man... being a police officer is good work! High paying, full family benefits, a zillion days off a year... sweet.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:38:50 pm)
Queenie:
But you can't have any visible tattoos.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:39:01 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Ah damn.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:39:55 pm)
:
NO tatoos?
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:40:55 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I just got this baby put on my forehead.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:41:46 pm)
Queenie:
Sexy!
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:42:15 pm)
Queenie:
I want to get one of those sweet county jobs like my dad had so I can retire at 55 with a big fat pension.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:42:43 pm)
Detlef Sping:
You could get $25,000,000 for catching that sandhopper, dont be so lazy Queenie.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:42:55 pm)
Queenie:
I could go over there and seduce him with my saucy american child-bearing hips.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:43:49 pm)
Detlef Sping:
and your polaroid.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:44:33 pm)
Queenie:
And my fresh home-grown tobaccy.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:44:58 pm)
Decoy:
Uhhhfff
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:45:05 pm)
Detlef Sping:
And put that crazy nipple rubber you are married to on him.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:46:09 pm)
Queenie:
Goddamn. Searching the unemployment job banks is depressing.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:46:21 pm)
Queenie:
$12 an hour for a full-charge bookeeper! Imagine! I used to do that, it's hard fucking work! $12 an hour my eye.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:47:15 pm)
Queenie:
Of course I only made $8.50 an hour when I did it. Good times.
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 3:52:08 pm)
Chewing Wax:
auf
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 4:49:06 pm)
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(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 5:09:50 pm)
Now that's what I call funny!:
"Latest Darwin Award Nominee [Orlando Sentinel]Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchezmanaged to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine.Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside.To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining two were asked to leave the course."
(Mon Nov 26, 2001 - 7:55:23 pm)