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Heino:
Try these
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:29:00 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Those are Trailer Tobacco Ear Wigs they cause screaming fits in my country. Hitler was bitten and look what happened.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:34:02 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Yes, Hitler lived in a trailer for awhile during his formative years.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:35:18 pm)
Heino:
Yah. I was forgetting about the tobacco.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:35:28 pm)
Detlef Sping:
His tobacco was fabulous.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:35:52 pm)
Detlef Sping:
I wonder what that noise is?
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:37:10 pm)
Balázs Bernát:
The last thing I am remembering is guarding that black rock while Sping defaced it, and then I'm airlifted to Pakistan and hosed off and fed mutton sauce and rice curds and wrapped in itchy blankets. What has happened?
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:38:05 pm)
Detlef Sping:
You had blankets?
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:39:00 pm)
Detlef Sping:
I was put into a bag of hospital waste, and shipped to Albania.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:40:17 pm)
Balázs Bernát:
Here in Pakistan. Fresh UN blankets. Just today. Before that is a sort of fog.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:41:13 pm)
Detlef Sping:
I would have died if it wasn't for the pudding, or whatever that was.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:41:19 pm)
Balázs Bernát:
They say they are fresh. I think they've been used. I see stains.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:41:37 pm)
Detlef Sping:
I wonder what that noise is?
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:42:09 pm)
Balázs Bernát:
I was hoping my dark haired American style squeeze box girl would be meeting me in Quetta but she was not here being. Maybe she was stopped at the Uzbec boarder.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:43:49 pm)
Balázs Bernát:
I can't hear very well.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:44:30 pm)
Detlef Sping:
What happened was the one eyed Turk grabbed you and you showed him your mutated bird claw hand and he went nuts grabbed me and I think he blew my head off. but obviously he didn't.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:46:28 pm)
Balázs Bernát:
The best part is that the doctors here in Pakistan are convinced that they can make my extra tentacles a useful part of my every day maniuplation and put me to work earning a good wage at the multi-loom textile mills. I will have to wear a brace for some time and learn to type with a pointer stick in my mouth.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:46:35 pm)
Balázs Bernát:
I don't remember the Turk. I just remember you finishing the target. Then fog. And the smell of blood sausage.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:47:36 pm)
Detlef Sping:
That's right, he shot you in the ear.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:47:42 pm)
Decoy:
All I want is a quiet life at home. If I wanted action, I'd live in New York, or Buffalo. For Fuck's sake.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:48:24 pm)
Balázs Bernát:
That explains why the lips move and nothing comes out. And this ringing. And the bells. And the bird chirping. And the sounds of the ocean.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:48:37 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Or Austria.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:48:50 pm)
Balázs Bernát:
I am feeling tired and need some naps.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:49:11 pm)
Detlef Sping:
I wonder what that noise is.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:50:10 pm)
Balázs Bernát:
I don't hear it
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:50:43 pm)
Balázs Bernát:
Are you back in Brooklyn?
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:50:55 pm)
bela:
Well, that was funny. I'm only kidding Decoy. That sounds really nice. I want to get out of the city myself one of these days. House on a quiet street, big yard for my dogs and cats.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 3:53:24 pm)
Decoy:
I know, I just felt like yelling just then. I'm over it.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 4:11:33 pm)
Decoy:
I'm almost done with the first phase of a new project which is going well, but its hard work, and I have to concentrate - and some idiot contractor that we did work for sends email about some client signed-off work from another project four months ago that is "Unacceptable." Well, I have the sign off form, ha. People come accross like such jerks. I'll just have to charge them, that'll make me feel better.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 4:16:55 pm)
Decoy:
Some customers you want to go away, others you want roll around in their millions.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 4:17:34 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It will be great
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 4:17:48 pm)
Decoy:
People tell me its not any less stressfull or easier to grow corn. It was my second choice.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 4:18:23 pm)
Decoy:
Yes, yes it will.
(Thu Nov 15, 2001 - 4:18:57 pm)