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Heruka:
Something like that happened here a few years back. Lannigan from Lannigan and Malone morning radio talk show had some "journalist" on who had found out that teenagers were having sex. Every few weeks there's alays the same story, with a different reporter about kids being kids. Anyhow, as she was making such a big deal out of nothing, Lannigan simply asked her if she had sex while she was in high scholl. Then she got very defensive, and started screaming at him about how the story is not about her, got up and stormed off. It was too funny.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:51:32 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Mais oui, we have phones. But our e-mail addresses weren't working. You see.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 10:04:49 am)

Heruka:
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/legalaidsociety.htm
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 10:07:00 am)

bela:
My first evacuation this morning and IHave frozen paws to prove it. I guess i'm in the same building as the bank that froze Bin Laden's assets. they say we can expect another one at 2 pm.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 10:33:16 am)

bela:
I'll have to dress warmer.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 10:33:42 am)

Chewing Wax:
That's just sad.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 10:41:34 am)

Decoy:
Is that a joke?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 10:51:40 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
No it isn't. And this only just passes for one:
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 10:54:49 am)

Chewing Wax:
What?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 10:55:19 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
God says to Noah, "I want you to build me another ark. This time I want it to have 20 different levels and be filled with fish: but only carp". Noah says "Sure, you're the boss. But what's it for?" and God says "Nothing, I just fancied owning a multi-storey carp ark".
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 10:55:35 am)

(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 10:57:03 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I don't care if you didn't find it funny. READ THE DISCLAIMER, PAL.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 10:57:54 am)

Chewing Wax:
He just doesn't get it.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 10:59:22 am)

Chewing Wax:
I do though. Carp ark. Heh.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 10:59:35 am)

Heruka:
I bet it's 60 degrees by noon. Which is when Seamus and I will go for a walk.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:00:04 am)

bela:
Whoa, thats a knee slapper. I'm not joking, they have bomb threats twice a day every day in this building - such a pain because you have to wait an hour before you can get back in and you can't stay because Random House security will kick you out. I rushed to work for nothing, as soon as I got here I had to leave, and I got here early. Its because the bank here, WB something is the bank that froze BL's assets.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:00:19 am)

Heruka:
carp ark- car p ark- car park.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:00:52 am)

Heruka:
You'll know when I make a bomb threat, it's starts with, "have you heard the one about the..."
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:01:59 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
"World Bank" something, perhaps?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:02:32 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
KABOOM
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:02:53 am)

bela:
Yeah, I think, who knows.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:03:37 am)

Heruka:
I hate frozen assets. Makes it hard to sit down.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:03:47 am)

bela:
Everyone is a fucking comic today.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:04:48 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
You work in the World Bank building and you don't know? Are they not somewhat flashy with their money? Marble floors, gold reception desks, and the like?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:06:29 am)

Cushca:
Why do you think there are so many benches in London bela? Because we too have glorious bomb threats all the time. It's great.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:06:45 am)

Heruka:
I've only been through one bomb threat back in high school. They know who made it. But they evacuated and all.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:09:24 am)

Heruka:
He threatened to shoot as many people as he could before he set off his bombs. This is back in '88. He disappeared for a while after that.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:10:26 am)

Chewing Wax:
I was accused of calling in a bomb threat once. I didn't do it. They wouldn't believe me, but they couldn't prove it. They tried to say they had witnesses that had me at the phone where the call was placed, but I just laughed at them because I knew it wasn't true. Finally they let me go. Idiots.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:10:27 am)

Chewing Wax:
This was at a big regional Model UN at Nazareth College in 1982. I'm sure it's in my FILE.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:11:19 am)

Myk Murphy:
When is your goodbye party, sleepy?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:13:47 am)

Chewing Wax:
It's a leaving do.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:16:06 am)

Cushca:
My stapler is red hot from making amusing party hats. This is going to be great.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:20:05 am)

Chewing Wax:
Is it today?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 11:20:28 am)