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theo:
For music, two latest affinitys have been David Grey and......

(Tue Nov 13, 2001 - 11:56:09 pm)

theo:
O'yeah ..bag pipes, accordian, and angst all rolled in one ..

yawn.........nighty night.
(Tue Nov 13, 2001 - 11:59:02 pm)

theo:
irish angst...yep.. now i'm done.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 12:00:39 am)

Queenie:
What is a quid? Is it another way of saying pound, like a buck is another way to say dollar?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 5:00:00 am)

Sleepy:
Yes. Exactly that.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 5:50:28 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
A useful term, although it did spawn the rather lame joke, something about a healthy sea-creature being the same as Ł5, in that it's not "sick squid". Something like that.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 7:02:24 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, sick squids. Kudos to theo for his guitar tab work.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 7:37:59 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
As if by magic, Myk appeared.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 8:00:59 am)

Decoy:
Morning, open-netters.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 8:05:08 am)

Heruka:
Romance is dead.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 8:30:41 am)

Heruka:
mid-60's today. A great day to do something. Something.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 8:38:41 am)

Heruka:
We're supposed to be doing so good in Afghanistan, but I haven't seen one dead Arab yet. Show me a body! Bring me a scalp!
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 8:40:07 am)

Myk Murphy:
So today we take kandahar!
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 8:42:38 am)

Heruka:
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on theradio the other day and you have to read his reply tothe lady who interviewed him concerning guns andchildren. This is one of the best comeback lines ofall time. Itis a portion of a National Public Radio(NPR)interview between a female broadcaster and USMarine Corps General Reinwald who was about tosponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his militaryinstallation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, whatthings are you going to teach these young boys whenthey visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing,canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bitirresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properlysupervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is aterribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teachingthem proper rifle discipline before they even touch afirearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them tobecome violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be aprostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview terminated.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 8:43:10 am)

Decoy:
Too bad there's no ocean to pin them against. We just may have to go into Pakistan, eh?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 8:57:06 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Was it the one about the wedding ring and the prostitute, bird?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 8:58:30 am)

Decoy:
How's it go?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 8:59:52 am)

Cushca:
Yes. Yes it was.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:00:50 am)

Heruka:
I, along with almost evryone else, don't trust Pakistan. They speak with forked tongue.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:06:08 am)

Chewing Wax:
Not to mention it's crawling with rancid Pakastanis.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:09:12 am)

Myk Murphy:
Plenty of dead bad guys on tv last night, h.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:09:34 am)

Cushca:
The whole thing is just fucking disgusting.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:11:08 am)

Heruka:
After s rain storm one day and after the sun had come out and was shining bright, a couple of robins in a tree noticed aot of worms crawling on the ground. Deciding they were hungry, they went down to the ground and gorged themselves on the worms. After eating, one of the robins turned to the other and said, "I can't move, I'm just going to lay here for a while and bask in the sunshine." The other robin agreed that this was a good thing to do. After a few minutes, an old tomcat came from behind the tree and gobbled them both up. After eating the birds, the cat leaned against the tree, began cleaning his claws and said, "I just love Baskin Robins"
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:16:14 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Did you send e-mails, bird?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:18:22 am)

Cushca:
I sent one to you about fifteen minutes ago. Are you going to send one to them?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:20:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
Don't you people have phones?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:26:05 am)

Heruka:
Do I get an email?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:33:52 am)

Heruka:
Everyday at about this time there's a blonde walking her little rat dog up the street. I think she eyeballs me. I feel so violated.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:35:11 am)

Heruka:
She's actually an attractive, young-ish female.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:36:25 am)

Cushca:
And you're the one who said romance was dead.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:37:30 am)

Decoy:
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/npr-reinwald.htm
NPR Interview with "General Reinwald"-Fiction!
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:42:21 am)

Heruka:
Don't get me wrong, if I was available, I would be all over that. But I'm not, so I can't. It's only cause I see her on a regular basis that I've taken note of her. Noticing the opposite sex takes energy, energy that I just don't have anymore.
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:45:00 am)

Cushca:
Surely that should replace bela in the quote section?
(Wed Nov 14, 2001 - 9:45:56 am)