1756

Chewing Wax:
I've voted. I feel clean and American.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 10:17:19 am)

:
Civilians, who for now scavenge the soil for fresh bomb scraps, which they sell in the bazaars, are being offered far greater rewards for catching an American soldier "dead or alive". In Logar province, a goatherd armed with a Kalashnikov said: "They tell us to immediately rush any parachutes we see. All of us are eager for the men to drop from the sky. It will be money in our pockets."
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 10:25:14 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
It's very quiet in here today.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:03:34 am)

Cushca:
RARRRRGGGHHH!
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:04:15 am)

Cushca:
Did I scare you?
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:04:23 am)

Chewing Wax:
Yes
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:05:12 am)

Cushca:
Good.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:05:25 am)

bela:
I think everyone is in a funk today. Not a Prince like funk but a black cloud funk.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:11:21 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Or a funky chicken, perhaps.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:16:37 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Things that annoy me but they really shouldn’t because they’re very small irritants:Internet links that automatically open in another windowThe phrase “skipped a beat”Stickers on fruitNot being able to put in a hard return in this bloody lounge
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:18:21 am)

Cushca:
Speak to the management.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:21:15 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Do you know where the office is?
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:27:43 am)

Cushca:
Usually one of them is lying around on the floor somewhere.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:35:20 am)

Heruka:
Hello. Voted today. Only one interesting thing on the ballet, a new judge. Our old judge retired after serving a 100 years. He was a good guy though. Took shit from nobody. And often had protesters in front of the court. Usually idiot groups who thinks they're cause is the most important in the world. But of the two judges that are running now, one of them is nedorsed by the Sheriffs office, prosecuters office, the other uses the term "compassionate" in his ads. Guess which one I'm voting for? Everything else is standard, vote down all tax increases and continuums. Vote all incumbents out. Usual stuff.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:44:42 am)

Heruka:
Pro-American protests in Iran. Bio-terror in the mail. What the hell is going on here?
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:46:47 am)

bela:
I think theres much trouble ahead.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 11:59:39 am)

(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 12:19:19 pm)

bela:
I like Dogbert. He's funny.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 12:21:14 pm)

Tech Support:
Hard returns can be break tags, as such::
<br>
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 1:03:20 pm)

The squirrels are big on the back of Bud's rig.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 1:30:11 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Hello from denver. A bit hazy, but the mountains are there. Gourmet pizza for lunch. Airport fare has improved in recent years.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 1:49:08 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Zoom!
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 1:58:33 pm)

Decoy:
Hey everyone, look, Myk's high!
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 2:08:49 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's cool
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 2:47:36 pm)

Capt. Dr. Science PHD:
cientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny yet measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs. The tallest ones, anyway.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 2:54:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's true.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 3:05:49 pm)

bela:
What, Myk's on vacation?
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 3:12:02 pm)

Carl Segan:
Yes, well you see, back then everything was smaller. The Earth was the size of a grapefruit and the moon was the size of a pea and that made the 35 miles seem like much further.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 3:29:54 pm)

bela:
Explain dinosaurs being on a planet the size of a grapefruit.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 3:32:36 pm)

Queenie:
We need allergy tests all around. Could be dairy, could be cats, who knows.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 3:35:33 pm)

bela:
Yeah but diary is supposed to be really bad for asthmatics in general. I would take her off and see if she doesn't get better. I know a few really bad asthmatics that went off dairy and felt a lot better all the time. Who knows.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 3:43:14 pm)

Carl Segan:
The atoms that make the dinosaurs are proportionately closer together, thus the whole planet is to scale, just billions of times more dense. It could happen.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 3:57:22 pm)

bela:
Hopefully what could happen is that you could get run over by a bus.
(Tue Nov 6, 2001 - 3:58:51 pm)