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Chewing Wax:
Ask Decoy. He's a big time Catholic. He wants to baptise me but I won't let him.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:22:35 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That's exactly, I mean exactly what my boss's wife said when I showed her the hair.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:23:14 pm)
bela:
Is he really?
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:23:20 pm)
Detlef Sping:
So it was you that sent the bag of rats to the Sandals and Suds. Nose hair? that gives me an idea.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:23:34 pm)
Heruka:
I think you may be a bit too grounded and serious to deal with me.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:23:43 pm)
bela:
At least its not a pub. That would be just really sick and you'd get fired. God, I think I'm going to puke.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:23:57 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Sure he his.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:23:59 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Grow up you big granny
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:24:30 pm)
bela:
Maybe, I get most sense of humours, but yours is just to geeky and weird.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:24:39 pm)
Heruka:
It was meant t be a meaningless opening letter. So I've got this problem. I'm uncertain as to when Saturday night turns into Sunday morning. It's fine line I know. And logically, it should midnight. But on a Saturday night, that's just way too early. Well anyway, here it is, Sunday morning at about 2am and I'm doing the most gross and filthy things to my girlfriend, but I have this complex about doing such things to another when I'm not married to her on the Sabbath. Things that would be considered fine had it been a Saturday, but I don't think on a Sunday. You're not religious, but that's you loss. Is this type of behaviour ok on a Sunday? So, when exactly does Saturday night turn into Sunday morning.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:24:45 pm)
Chewing Wax:
No. Those weren't my rats.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:25:16 pm)
Chewing Wax:
shut the fuck up bela.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:25:37 pm)
Heruka:
You aren't calling me a granny, are you? Mine is very very dry.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:26:09 pm)
Chewing Wax:
No. bela is just spazzing out. It's pathetic.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:26:42 pm)
bela:
What? Why are you telling me to shut the fuck up?
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:26:50 pm)
bela:
I'm not spazzing out.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:27:05 pm)
bela:
Maybe I am, I don't know.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:27:51 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I was kidding about the nose hair. I just wanted to sabotage Spings new ART project. He took the bait.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:28:27 pm)
Detlef Sping:
I can see it now.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:28:44 pm)
Heruka:
For 5 years on the net, I've only found one other person who enjoyed my long, dramatic emails. And she disappeared. She was english.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:28:50 pm)
bela:
I thought you were serious. I don't know.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:29:20 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Who do you think I am? Tom Green?
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:30:07 pm)
Heruka:
It's raining like hell out. My job starts Monday. A well known Scottish themed restaurant.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:30:11 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Patty fucked up the lounge again.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:30:28 pm)
Heruka:
Isn't Tom Green under investigation for child molestation?
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:30:42 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That's Paula Poundstone
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:31:13 pm)
Heruka:
She almost admitted it. Stating how she's an alcoholic and such. Who isn't? But we don't go around messing with kids. I swear Tom Green was too. I can't stand him.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:33:00 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Maybe.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:34:01 pm)
Detlef Sping:
And Woody Harrelson and Yoko.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:34:17 pm)
bela:
Tom Green? Hes just and idiot. Hes married to whats her face.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:35:10 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Drew Barrymore
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:35:58 pm)
bela:
Yeah, her.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:36:09 pm)
Heruka:
I'm borderline hypotension.
(Fri Nov 2, 2001 - 1:36:10 pm)