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Heruka:
I'm also very angry.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:34:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
yes. Rage
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:35:38 pm)

Heruka:
Strangely, I'm scared and angry about the same thing. Not good.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:37:06 pm)

bela:
What are you scared of? I'm afraid the Empire State Building is going to come crumbling down on Fifth Avenue.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:45:38 pm)

bela:
What does Myk do again?
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:47:02 pm)

bela:
I got home around 9:45 last night and I sat down to watch tv while I ate a sandwich and The Real World was on and this girl on the show spent half the show puking her guts out and they showed it. It was sooo gross. I stopped eating. My theory was that she was puking so much because she drank too much but was drinking alot of water - that was making her puke even more. It was so gross.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:48:48 pm)

bela:
Last time I drank too much I woke up feeling awful so I made myself drink a big glass of water and it worked.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:49:44 pm)

Decoy:
Next time try Gatorade and ibuprophen. Its what the pros use.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:53:37 pm)

Decoy:
We think Myk is a NSA operative, Shhh.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:54:16 pm)

Cushca:
Berocca and 15 cigarettes. This never fails.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:54:22 pm)

bela:
Gatorade makes you puke or not puke? I wanted to puke so I drank all that water. That girl on tv was puking so much because she was drinking all that water from a squirt bottle. Big dope. She was trying to get down with this dude Bobby. Those people are all assholes. My friend is getting ripped from one of them right now.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:56:51 pm)

bela:
ripped off by
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:57:26 pm)

Decoy:
Or Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:57:39 pm)

Decoy:
Ripped off, sounds like a good story. But you want to puke or want to rehydrate yourself so you don't puke? Its all so confusing. Gotta go, the Exchange Server consultant is coming in.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 12:59:15 pm)

bela:
What? For settling a puky stomache?
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:00:04 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I just heard an ad for a new kind of Alka-Seltzer specially for hangovers. Which is funny, since original alka-seltzer was specially for hangovers. I guess this new kind is for out heavy duty 21st century style hangovers.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:00:35 pm)

bela:
But you want to rehydrate yourself by sipping soda. Something that will settle your stomache.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:00:59 pm)

bela:
Yeah? Well, I never really get drunk anymore. That one puky time was a fluke. Vodka and beer, bad combo.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:02:53 pm)

Speedy:

Eat me!
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:03:46 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Made by the good Germans who bring us Cipro. I'm beginning to think they're behind our desire to get drunk.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:05:27 pm)

Cushca:
Me and Sleepy had a hangover once that we thought would actually finish us off. We had spent the previous evening drinking beige cocktails and when we woke up, it was all I could do to call room service for two cokes. When they were delivered, I left the room and when I came back in, I couldn't see Sleepy anwhere. But I followed the groaning, and found her slumped behind the TV cabinet attempting to open the cokes. We didn't leave the room for a very long time.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:06:01 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's a good story
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:06:28 pm)

Cushca:
It was truly horrific. I've never had a worse hangover before or since.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:06:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What the hell is a beige cocktail anyhow?
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:07:32 pm)

Cushca:
We just spent the rest of that day walking round really slowly clutching each other and making small whining noises.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:07:39 pm)

bela:
Ok, I have a weird story ya'll. I saw a really strange occurance last night in Dirty Park.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:07:47 pm)

Cushca:
It had some kind of mixture of vodka, Grand Marnier, Kahlua and something else in it. They were large. And we knocked them back like they were going out of fashion.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:08:31 pm)

bela:
Yeah, what is a beige cocktail? I like the behind the cabinet bit.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:08:41 pm)

Heruka:
They don't call it dirty park for nothing. Sleepy seems so fragile. Do what I do. I never over do it on the booze these days.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:11:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Rum. Jamaican rum. No wonder you nearly died.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:12:03 pm)

bela:
Ok, last night I was walking that dog Jake, the dog that broke into my house and I walked him down to Dirty Park. Its this little park on the edge of Brooklyn on the East River, theres always Puerto Ricans hanging out there and whatnot. So there is really no one in the Park but I see this Hasidic guy just standing by his car, pacing a bit. I didn't think anything of it. Then I walk Jake around the rim of the park along the grass along the parking lot and next to the car and the Hasid, there is this other car and I can see some guy pounding away at someone. I just said "Come on Jake, we don't belong here" so we walk away and I notice that that creepy nosey Hasid is walking around peering in the car at different angles. What a dirty pig is what I thought. I mean, he couldn't have been more obvious. I wanted to hang around to see if the guy that was fucking someone would come out in the end and bash that stupid heeb in the face, but I left and came back and saw the car leaving and the Hasid was gone. The Hasid jumped in his car and left when he knew it was over.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:13:08 pm)

Queenie:
My same brother makes me an animated cartoon every year for my birthday. Every year they get fancier. First they were stick figures, but now they're full color animations. They often include showtunes he's written and recorded. One year it was all about me getting pregnant, and he had this bit that parodied the movie "Annie" and there were all these pregnant girls at the Miss Hannigan's School for Unwed Mothers, and they were dancing around and singing, "It's a knocked up life for us". Another year, he had the Olsen twins doing a nineties version of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" which included the song "I'm sending an email to daddy, the address is heaven dot com." and so on.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:15:11 pm)

Cushca:
Blah blah blah.
(Wed Oct 31, 2001 - 1:15:56 pm)