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bela:
He was dummy enough to bring it up and then leave so its his own fault. Hes not here, he's fair game. Thats what my friend Peter says.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 12:39:41 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I had some left over vindaloo clear broth for lunch. And a sprig of parsely.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 12:46:33 pm)
bela:
Why are you on a diet? You're not fat are you?
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 12:53:21 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Depends how you define "fat".
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 12:59:18 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I lose and gain weight as part of my constantly changing appearance program.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:00:52 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It's a hobby of mine.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:01:36 pm)
bela:
Oh, I see. You're all worried about love handles.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:01:39 pm)
Chewing Wax:
No. I'm worried about being recognized.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:02:08 pm)
bela:
Sometimes I think I'm gaining weight but then I can see the tendons sticking out in my neck and I think, what is wrong with me?
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:02:30 pm)
Cushca:
Sometimes thin people are really strong. I have a friend. She is smaller than me. And she is very, very strong. She can beat men at arm wrestling. Big men.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:03:35 pm)
bela:
Yeah, I know what you mean, I try to change my hair every now and again. I'm thinking of dying it again.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:03:43 pm)
Cushca:
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage,they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out, since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left tit one time. If you don'twant to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right tit two times". The husband thinks this is a great idea. Hesuggests to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, "reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my penis two hundred and fifty times."
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:06:23 pm)
Corbin:
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:07:48 pm)
Decoy:
Sometimes I won't see Wax for months at a time, and then I'll see him and be like "whoa." Sometimes he'll come up with a look I've never seen before even. Right now there are probably 4 or 5 distinct looks he can generate. Your wouldn't even know he's the same person.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:08:46 pm)
Decoy:
That's a great system, I'll have to see of the wife will go for that.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:09:59 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Good luck with that
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:20:40 pm)
alt:
hi friends. im kinda in the dumps again today
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:21:02 pm)
Decoy:
Maybe if I get all drunk and slurry.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:21:14 pm)
Cushca:
Well why don't you tell us all about it.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:21:21 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Hi alt. Sorry to hear you're in the dumps.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:22:03 pm)
Chewing Wax:
You still in Indy?
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:22:11 pm)
Decoy:
That's why we're here after all.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:22:34 pm)
Decoy:
No really, what's up?
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:22:56 pm)
bela:
Yeah, like we're all supposed believe you still get swerve on after being married for 10 years and 2 or so kids.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:23:41 pm)
bela:
I can cheer you up, whats the problem? I'm good at problems.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:25:00 pm)
Chewing Wax:
He's gone.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:28:01 pm)
bela:
That Alt is in Indianna? Maybe its regional. Tom had this friend Merle from there that blew his brains out.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:29:58 pm)
Decoy:
Must have been the sudden outpouring of support.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:30:18 pm)
Cushca:
Oh dear. Perhaps bela should be briefed on this.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:30:21 pm)
bela:
I mean, he lived there.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:31:01 pm)
bela:
Briefed on what?
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:31:30 pm)
Decoy:
If you do, brief her about orange while you're at it.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:31:38 pm)
Cushca:
Watch it sonny.
(Tue Oct 30, 2001 - 1:32:30 pm)