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bela:
I can see it, shes pretty and has really long legs and arms.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 4:55:36 pm)

bela:
What do you want to ask her. Shes younger, shes like 28 or something and Dicko is like 36. Hes sort of useless, I don't think its going to last. She thinks hes blowing smoke up her ass.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 4:56:20 pm)

Queenie:
I'm 28 and Ken is 36. But he doesn't blow anything up my ass, thankfully.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 4:57:16 pm)

bela:
Yeah well this guy drives her nuts. He likes to party a lot and blames her for holding him down, or his friends don't call him because hes married. One night I was coming home late and they were going in so I went over to say hi and she was crying so I asked what was wrong and she started screaming about him. She was really tired and didn't feel well and didn't want to stay out and party so he gave her shit even though she said she would go home on her own. He looked upset when she was crying so I told her to come over and talk so she came over with a bottle of wine and kept saying that he was blowing smoke up her ass.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:00:49 pm)

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(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:02:28 pm)

Queenie:
I like my husband. He's nice to me and makes me laugh.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:03:02 pm)

Queenie:
bela, wanna hear a gross story?
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:03:50 pm)

bela:
Yeah. Quick though, I want to go home.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:04:40 pm)

Queenie:
Well, it's not too gross. But on another message board, someone asked people to tell their grossest high school stories, and one girl said: "one time, cheerleading, i was doing a shoulder top knee-to-head split and my maxipad slipped out and landed on the guy who was holding me up.". Made me laugh.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:06:22 pm)

bela:
No, I think he really loves her, I just think hes really immature and all that. But now they've moved out of Williamsburg, away from all of his loser friends and they moved all the way up to Inwood, which is like the end of Manhattan uptown - above Washington Heights so I think hes going to be miserable and he'll blame it on her. Hes like a rock and roll kind of guy. Tall and skinny with tatoos and rides vintage motorcycles and all that.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:07:03 pm)

bela:
Let me see if I can find him on line. Hes in a band.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:07:45 pm)

Queenie:
You should see all the froo-froo girly crap I bought Sidney for her birthday. A purple feather pen, glittery hair clips, beaded jewelry with asian symbols on them. Cute stuff! I don't know what the asian symbols on the jewelry means though. It could say "Fuck you round eyed American" for all I know.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:07:45 pm)

bela:
Thats really gross.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:07:53 pm)

(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:08:02 pm)

bela:
Thats really cute stuff. Did she like it?
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:08:18 pm)

Queenie:
It is gross. I'm glad it's not my story. Wouldn't you just die? Ugh.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:08:37 pm)

Queenie:
I won't give it to her until tomorrow.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:08:46 pm)

Queenie:
Cause tomorrow is officially her birthday. I also bought her that satanic Harry Potter book.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:09:04 pm)

bela:
Tom's birthday is Sunday.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:11:01 pm)

Queenie:

(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:11:20 pm)

Queenie:
Uh oh, Tom's a scorpio? I hope he doesn't have the stereotypical scorpio male "size" problem.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:11:50 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What's it matter? She has a tiny cha cha.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:12:30 pm)

Queenie:
Harry Potter is the creation of a former UK English teacher who promoteswitchcraft and Satanism. Harry is a 13 year old 'wizard,' her creationopenly blasphemes Jesus and God and promotes sorcery, seeking revenge uponanyone who upsets them by giving you examples (even the sources with authorsand titles) of spells, rituals, and demonic powers.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:13:01 pm)

Queenie:
"The Harry Potter books are cool, 'cause they teach you all about magic andhow you can use it to control people and get revenge on your enemies,' saidHartland, WI, 10-year-old Craig Nowell, a recent convert to the New SatanicOrder Of The Black Circle. "I want to learn the Cruciatus Curse, to make mymuggle science teacher suffer for giving me a D." [A 'muggle' is anunbeliever of magic.]
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:13:27 pm)

Queenie:
And here is dear Ashley, a 9 year old, the typical average age reader of Harry Potter: "I used to believe in what they taught us at Sunday School," said Ashley, conjuring up an ancient spell to summon Cerebus, thethree-headed hound of hell. "But the Harry Potter books showed me that magic is real, something I can learn and use right now, and that the Bible is nothing but Boring lies."
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:14:28 pm)

Queenie:
What's funny about this letter is that it was based on a satire piece on the Onion. The priest read it, not realizing it was made up, and sent this letter around to all his people. Ha ha, what a dork.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:15:04 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It sure does read like The Onion.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:15:38 pm)

Queenie:
To a satirist, that might seem like the funniest thing. However, to the unsuspecting, sincere seeker of truth, who doesn't realize it is satire, because they intuitively sense (by the Spirit) that there is cause for concern about these books, they tend to believe the statement to be based in fact, and they then perpetuate it as such.
That is not funny.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:16:27 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Night
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:17:01 pm)

Queenie:
Go commune with nature, you pagan bastard.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 5:18:39 pm)

Myk Murphy:
that is wildly fucking funny, actually. the onion rules. while you're buying a bunch of CDs, wax, you should stock up on some 80s classics. right now i'm listening to the jesus & mary chain's 1987 record, "darklands". this is a wonderful album. (i also had to laugh when Chevrolet started using "happy when it rains" in their ads this summer.) this, and the preceding (1985) album, "psychocandy". this cd may sound like complete noise, but in reality it deserves a serious listen. ("darklands" isn't too noisy, and great for driving.) both must be owned.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 7:54:40 pm)

Decoy:
HA! Turns out Rochester kids are doing even worse. I guess we've all move out to the country.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 8:01:45 pm)