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Detlef Sping:
I have crime suspects to sketch for the Authorities. Auf!
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:32:37 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I'm going home soon. Just getting the liferaft out.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:33:24 am)
:
Buffalo's a ghetto.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:33:29 am)
Detlef Sping:
I think I'll place these suspects near a tractor, wearing cowboy hats, and holding axes.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:34:27 am)
Morrissey T. Smith:
Hello everyone!
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:34:46 am)
:
Cleveland stinks of decay
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:35:31 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hello MTS.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:35:51 am)
Everyone:
Hello!
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:36:11 am)
Morrissey T. Smith:
How are you guys? Have I missed anything?
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:37:05 am)
Chewing Wax:
http://www.bestplaces.net/html/crimecompare3.asp?lcity=1535&rcity=1643&view=T
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:37:22 am)
Everyone but me:
http://www.bestplaces.net/html/crimecompare3.asp?lcity=1681&rcity=1535&view=T
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:38:02 am)
Chewing Wax:
That's cheating
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:38:38 am)
Everyone including me:
Cleveland's a ghetto
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:39:15 am)
:
Larceny and arson.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:39:30 am)
Chewing Wax:
How's the comperes business going?
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:41:41 am)
He never moves:
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:42:16 am)
Little people unite:
You've missed alot. Cushca and I are engaged. We're in love. Chewing Wax had that second head removed. Myk Murphy is now a a Circus clown.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:42:30 am)
Chewing Wax:
And Heruka is sending his "female companion" to my house to do some cleaning.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:46:41 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Bah and fucking bah. Goodbye.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:49:09 am)
Chewing Wax:
Well put. Bye.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:49:39 am)
bela:
Good lord. Theres this printer I deal with named Steve and hes really smarmy. So he got really sick and he almost died about last winter and he had an operation and all this crap - perforated colon - so he came in today to visit me and he just showed me his girdle. Really, I don't want to see it. Hes also told me about his colostomy bag too.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 11:54:40 am)
Queenie:
My uncle Dick is going to die any day now. He's actually my great-uncle, my grandmother's brother. My grandmother passed away many years ago. She used to call Dick and his wife Leola "Dicks & Them", as in "Dicks & Them are coming over for dinner". We still call them that, as a sort of way to remember Grandma. Dicks & Them have been married for 62 years now. Aunt Leola has been taking care of him all this time, but yesterday she finally put him in a facility because he wasn't eating and couldn't control his bodily functions anymore. I can't believe she cared for him as long as she did -- she's really old too. She's a pretty amazing woman. I don't know what she going to do after he dies. I mean, imagine being with someone for 62 years and then they're just gone. It's just so sad. Uncle Dick seemed like an old man when I was little. He was known for teasing and tormenting all the children, stealing food from our plates when we weren't looking and calling us by different names just to cheese us off. Now he does it to Sidney. Even totally enfeebled and unable to remember anyone's name for real, he still manages to tease the kids. I told Sidney yesterday that he is going to die soon, to sort of prepare her for it, and she started crying and she said, "He won't be able to tease me anymore!" She's totally heartbroken about it. I am too.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 12:10:39 pm)
Queenie:
He used to be an auctioneer. We used to go watch him work when we were younger. I remember being very young and sitting under a tent watching him do his thing, and he had this old puzzle he was selling, and he said, "This puzzle used to belong to a woman called Helen Hunt. So if there's a piece missing, you'll have to go to Helen Hunt for it!" I thought that was the funniest thing in the world. This was of course before there was an actress by that name.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 12:12:31 pm)
Queenie:
That's him:
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 12:15:37 pm)
Queenie:
Is it just me, or does it look like someone is holding up a brassiere over his shoulder? I never noticed that before.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 12:16:54 pm)
bela:
Oh, thats sad. Hes totally cute. Yeah, thats sad man.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 12:19:42 pm)
bela:
I like that picture. Yeah, it looks like a bra behind his head.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 12:21:16 pm)
Helen, the hunter:
And the flames.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 12:31:52 pm)
Queenie:
He's one of those old school racists too. But we always tolerated it cause he's family.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 12:33:26 pm)
Queenie:
We used to go play in his antique shop and accidentally break stuff then hide it so he wouldn't know. But that's what you get for letting children play in your antique shop.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 12:34:22 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Well here's a toast to Great Uncle Dick. God Bless Him.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 12:44:11 pm)
bela:
Chin chin!
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 12:53:00 pm)
Queenie:
Thanks Wax. You're good people.
(Wed Oct 24, 2001 - 12:54:48 pm)