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Queenie:

(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:33:15 pm)

bela:
Yeah but I don't get it. You smoosh that thing up your cha cha and it pops open? How the hell do you position it? I've never been very contraceptive savy.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:33:29 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I brought this on myself.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:33:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm thinking we have a new quote.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:34:02 pm)

Queenie:
Insert it thusly:

(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:34:14 pm)

Queenie:
It covers your cervix.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:34:33 pm)

bela:
I guess you need one Queenie because you don't want to get all knocked up again.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:34:47 pm)

Queenie:
I have no idea how you get it out though. Always wondered about that.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:34:49 pm)

Queenie:
I can't get knocked up again anyway.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:35:03 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
I see. The conversation has turned to this.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:35:12 pm)

Queenie:
At least, that's what the doctors say. But I'm still very, very careful just in case.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:35:29 pm)

Chewing Wax:
My fault. Hello GB. How's the banter?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:35:32 pm)

bela:
That is the crappiest diagram I've ever seen. Who the hell can fit there whole hand up there twat. Not me. I think I'm extra small in that dept. Sorry, had to say it.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:35:33 pm)

Queenie:
Heh.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:35:53 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
File under: "Too much information".
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:36:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You're gonna kill Decoy
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:36:07 pm)

Decoy:
Told ya.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:36:09 pm)

Queenie:
Now I'm really curious how you're supposed to remove it.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:36:14 pm)

Decoy:
No, that's too much information.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:36:28 pm)

Heruka:
It's been taking things forever to get here from overseas. 3 weeks from England, and two weeks and counting from Germany. I mailed something to Germany weeks ago, before the anthrax stuff, and it tok over two weeks for a stinkin letter to arrive there. Ack. Women hate it when men go through their purses. I can't even look for a pen in one without getting the thing pulled out of my hands.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:36:31 pm)

Queenie:
You have to be "fitted" for one, much like a suit.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:36:35 pm)

Decoy:
Hold your breath and push.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:36:41 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
The power of prayer?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:36:41 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
To remove it, I mean.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:37:14 pm)

Queenie:
Coathanger?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:37:33 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Dyson?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:38:03 pm)

bela:
Yeah, that was totally gross. Sorry.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:38:12 pm)

Heruka:
CVonversation change time. I cleaned the living room.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:38:16 pm)

Queenie:
I'm going shopping.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:38:23 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
But funny, nonetheless. Extremely funny.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:38:32 pm)

bela:
It has a hook on it and you grab onto it and yank it outta there.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:38:33 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
I'm going to do yoga.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:38:39 pm)

Queenie:
I have to find some project for the kiddies to do at the party. Besides teaching them to cut cocaine.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 2:38:48 pm)