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Queenie:
I found out yesterday that mother of one of the little girls Sidney invited to her birthday party is the goddamn president of the PTA. Great. Like I wasn't paranoid enough about having people in my crummy old house. Now I've got the freaking PTA president coming over.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:14:04 pm)

Cushca:
What? What do you want me to say?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:15:09 pm)

Heruka:
Hide the crack pipes and sawed-off shotguns.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:15:16 pm)

Queenie:
What will we use for party favors then?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:15:35 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You might want to hide the meth lab
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:15:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Damn. Heruka beat me to the joke.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:15:56 pm)

m©:
"talk down to us here in the States."But H, we couldnt care less. most Americans couldn't find there own state on a map. Let alone Canada. we have a great TV show called "Talking to Americans" This hour has 22 minutes guy Rick Mercer, does Streeters and stops people on the street and asks simple questions about their knowledge of Canada, like "Did you know Canada has just got their first jet plane, or heated Igloo, would you like to congradulate them"..it's Fucking Hillarious. Watch for it wax on CBC..Later down there.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:15:57 pm)

Heruka:
mmm Cushca. Hey, if we're going to be bunk mates at Myks, I get the top bunk. I'm thinking you're a bed-wetter
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:16:17 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Later
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:16:43 pm)

Cushca:
I'm thinking you're fucking dead.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:17:08 pm)

Queenie:
I miss bela.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:17:38 pm)

m©:
Hide the tobacco plants.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:18:18 pm)

Heruka:
Later mooch. Sounds like that show is concendescending toward Americans. Openly embarrassing them on tv.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:18:59 pm)

Queenie:
Jay Leno does the same thing.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:19:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:

Here it comes
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:19:42 pm)

m©:
like dumb Mexicans eh?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:20:04 pm)

Queenie:
Anyone ever watched that show -- crap, I forget what it's called, but it's a prank show on VH1? I've seen them do some really evil, funny stuff on that show.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:21:21 pm)

Chewing Wax:
There was this hilarious piece of public radio that I heard them replay. They had a group of people and would tell them who in American popular culture was Canadian, and it really flustered people. One girl was incredulous that William Shatner was Canadian. Another was stunned Peter Jennings was. It was really funny.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:21:23 pm)

Heruka:
Yes, but Leno does it in an entertaining manner. Leno is no Einstein himself, he luaghs with them, not against them. Everyone else laughs at us, purely out of jealously. It's npot what's delivered, it's who's delivering it and how it's delivered.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:21:51 pm)

m©:
Have you gone insane?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:22:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Heruka. Don't let those mean Canadians bother you. They're Canadians. Give them a freaking break.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:22:28 pm)

Queenie:
So it's OK for Americans to make fun of other Americans? But no Canadian had better dare do it. Right?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:22:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
He's insane.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:23:10 pm)

Queenie:
And that bitch Anne Murray too.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:23:22 pm)

Heruka:
You're missing the point completely.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:24:19 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's a very affectionate sort of thing.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:25:45 pm)

Cushca:
He's taking a long time to think of the point.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:26:29 pm)

Point:
Did anyone miss me yet?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:27:12 pm)

Heruka:
I belive it was thonam jefferson who warned Americans about sending their children abroad for education, that the countries they go to would speak against America and the system we have. The point is, the world is jealous of America, and the manifest it in making fun of us. Calling us stupid and such. Look at Cushca. Subject change.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:27:52 pm)

Heruka:
Thomas
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 12:28:17 pm)