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Uh oh:

(Mon Oct 22, 2001 - 7:12:37 pm)

gulp:

(Mon Oct 22, 2001 - 9:03:08 pm)

theo:
New World Trade Center, it faces east ; )

(Mon Oct 22, 2001 - 10:57:17 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 7:36:02 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Graagh! I just sneezed and damn near bit through my tongue!
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 7:57:15 am)

:
biscuits and gravy for breakfast. Mmmm.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 8:17:57 am)

Heruka:
!
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 8:18:09 am)

Heruka:
HOW TO USE AN ATM MACHINE

MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Wind up window
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3. Re-start stalled engine
4. Wind down the window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card
6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car
9. Insert card
10. Re-insert card the right way up
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12. Enter PIN
13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14. Enter amount of cash required
15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror
16. Retrieve cash and receipt
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and put cash inside
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book
19. Re-check make-up again
20. Drive forward two metres
21. Reverse back to cash machine
22. Retrieve card
23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided
24. Re-check make-up
25. Re-start stalled engine and move off
26. Drive for 3 - 4 miles
27. Release hand brake

(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 8:22:05 am)

Myk Murphy:
So is it time to start working?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 8:29:36 am)

Myk Murphy:
Whatever was posted, blew up the lounge. Did you do that, heruka?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 8:32:05 am)

Heruka:
It's your phone. Works fine on my end. Your phone doesn't like long posts. Couldn't you log on from you pocket pc? You kids and your crazy gadgetry.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 8:38:54 am)

Chewing Wax:
He's lying Myk. It blewed up good.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:06:59 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
My office smells of potato.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:21:22 am)

Chewing Wax:
This whole city smells of freshly baked Cheerios. It's wonderful.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:22:40 am)

Starship:
We built this city on Cheerios
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:25:29 am)

Chewing Wax:
Good morning oat lovers
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:28:33 am)

Heruka:
What a great football season this is turning out to be. I'm having this strange feeing that I haven't had in a long, long time. Anger? No. Frustration? No. Resentment? No. Hope? YES!
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:31:56 am)

Zoom zoom zoom:

Odyssey will arrive at Mars on October 24, 2001, 0230 Universal Time (October 23, 7:30pm PDT/ 10:30pm EDT).

As it nears its closest point to the planet over the northern hemisphere, the spacecraft will fire its 640-newton main engine for approximately 19.7 minutes to allow itself to be captured into an elliptical, or looping, orbit about 20 hours long. About three orbits after insertion, the spacecraft may fire its thrusters in what is called a period reduction maneuver if the initial orbit is larger than predicted.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:32:38 am)


Chewing Wax:
Go Brownies.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:35:41 am)

Chewing Wax:
That's a brutal schedule coming up though, but hell, they beat Baltimore, they should be able to beat anyone eh?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:36:09 am)

Heruka:
And the Odyssey will break down like all the others. Another 500 billion $'s flushed into the toilet bowl that is the space program. Warming up outside. Adios kiddies.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:38:02 am)

Chewing Wax:
It's only cost $300 million. I say it survives. Let's bet on it.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:38:45 am)

Heruka:
Yes. Tough games lie ahead. Bears. Steelers. But it's a nice feeling we're feeling right now. Pride in our team.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:39:00 am)

Heruka:
Loser sends his female companion to the other guys house for a weekend?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:39:59 am)

Chewing Wax:

You're on.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:40:47 am)

Myk Murphy:
Today is chaos. How about a trip to amsterdam? That would be nice.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:41:30 am)

Myk Murphy:
Today is chaos. How about a trip to amsterdam? That would be nice.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:41:30 am)

Chewing Wax:
Is there anything to do but sit around and get stoned to the bejesus in Amsterdam?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:42:02 am)

Heruka:
Lay down for a while Myk. You'll feel better.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:42:23 am)

Heruka:
Have a nice day.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:42:51 am)

Chewing Wax:
I hope your fiance likes house cleaning.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:43:56 am)

Myk Murphy:
They say that it is a beautiful city, with lots of nightlife.
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:44:22 am)

Myk Murphy:
Is heruka engaged?
(Tue Oct 23, 2001 - 9:45:44 am)