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Detlef Sping:
And they cant say "I got jiggerd on ligger in tiggerd."
(Tue Oct 16, 2001 - 5:39:09 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Unless they're from Eugene.
(Tue Oct 16, 2001 - 5:40:37 pm)
Queenie:
Yes. How unfortunate for them.
(Tue Oct 16, 2001 - 5:40:48 pm)
Queenie:
So who wants to come give me a ride to Tigard?
(Tue Oct 16, 2001 - 5:41:03 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Does Eureka still reek?
(Tue Oct 16, 2001 - 5:42:04 pm)
Detlef Sping:
You're probably closer.
(Tue Oct 16, 2001 - 5:43:57 pm)
Detlef Sping:
I see a flock of exceptionally large, white pigeons in a shining light. Auf!
(Tue Oct 16, 2001 - 5:48:50 pm)
Queenie:
Take your meds. The pigeons will go away.
(Tue Oct 16, 2001 - 5:49:23 pm)
Queenie:
This just in: Overwhelmed with emotion and patriotism Britney Spears has announced that she will auction off her virginity on ebay... all proceeds will go towards updating the "nerdy" camoflauge outfits worn by the "totally brave" soldiers.
(Tue Oct 16, 2001 - 6:29:43 pm)
Heruka:
Had I even believed for a moment that was true, I'd bid. Bread bowls are rising. I would have preferred some sort of fish, but not everyone loves it like I I'm sure. Stew is a safe bet. Beef. Everyone loves it. Except for flakes, or health geeks.
(Tue Oct 16, 2001 - 7:54:17 pm)
theo:
Hi ya all, Cancun was one the nicest trips I've ever taken.
(Tue Oct 16, 2001 - 8:58:14 pm)
theo:

(Tue Oct 16, 2001 - 10:43:56 pm)
Heruka:
All I want is a backrub every now and then, a good bowl of soup, and someont nice to talk yo. Is that too much to ask?
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 2:25:47 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Sugar crystals are really hard to judge. It's a game of chance, like measuring pasta.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 3:46:19 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
AIYEEEE! Official quote from the Department of Defense" (they can't even spell: what do we expect) in respect of them bombing the Red Cross:
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 4:21:02 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
U.S. forces intentionally strike only military and terrorist targets, and regret any innocent casualties. The U.S. is the largest donor of food and other humanitarian aid in Afghanistan, and U.S. forces are aggressive supporters of the worldwide effort to help the Afghan people.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 4:21:05 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Just say sorry! My god in heaven! Just admit you're wrong and apologise!
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 4:21:21 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
In other news: anthrax envelopes - ; David Shrigley - It cannot be denied.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 4:25:39 am)
Cushca:
Afternoon bastards.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 9:18:03 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Was your lunchtime successful? I have work to do but can't be bothered moving away from the computer screen. I can see the work sitting there. Waiting.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 9:32:31 am)
Umber-ella toim:
Rain of Fish Hits England - "In an event of almost biblical proportions, a rain of fish fell on Norfolk, England, last Sunday, covering the seaside resort with slithering two-inch-long prats.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 9:37:58 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Welcome to England, where prats fall from the sky.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 9:41:22 am)
Cushca:
Yes. I bought a waterproof mobile phone case. How special is that. It's a very nice shop. We will return.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 9:43:20 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Well that's lovely. I spent almost a full hour standing at the bottom of the escalator watching Goldeneye.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 9:46:11 am)
Cushca:
Glorious.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 9:48:59 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I'm eating less and moving more (except for the hour at the bottom of the escalator). How am I not thin?
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 9:51:02 am)
Chewing Wax:
Good morning.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 10:11:08 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Good morning to you. Slow day in the lounge, thus far.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 10:25:25 am)
:
Bacall: "...speaking of horses, I like to play them myself. But I like to see them work out a little first. See if they're front-runners or come from behind... I'd say you don't like to be rated. You like to get out in front, open up a lead, take a little breather in the back stretch, and then come home free...." Bogart: "You've got a touch of class, but I don't know how far you can go." Bacall: "A lot depends on who's in the saddle."
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 10:36:06 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Never mind that. The woman in my office is being a fucking twat. And I must kill her.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 10:45:05 am)
Cushca:
What is she doing?
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 10:45:14 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Not the Silent Witness. She's fine. Some dopey bitch came in here to use the fax machine. I'm busy hanging around the lounge, reading my e-mails, etc. She stands there. "It says Wait To Dial". "Does it?" "Yes". "Right". "What does it mean? What is it doing?" "Well. It's waiting to dial". "But what does it mean?" "It means I must kill you".
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 10:49:45 am)
Cushca:
But you know, if I saw that on a fax machine, I would think it meant that I should wait before I dial. I would stand there for 10 minutes waiting for the machine to be ready.
(Wed Oct 17, 2001 - 10:52:14 am)