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Chewing Wax:
but who the hell is Jerry?
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 10:49:24 am)

Decoy:
He's the mouse.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 10:50:16 am)

bela:
Jerry, Tom's brother that harrasses celebrities and goes to jail for fighting.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:04:01 am)

bela:
He spent some time in Rikers and he was telling me about it. Awful.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:04:21 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
No offence, like: but someone called their children Tom and Jerry?
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:04:53 am)

bela:
YOu know, he stormed through the set of Prince of Tides and told Barbara to go fuck herself. I love that.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:04:57 am)

bela:
Oh please. No offense taken. Tom's parents aren't /weren't the sharpest tools if you know what I mean.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:05:41 am)

bela:
AND, another weird connection. Ok, so Jack ends up playing with Vanessa Paradis and becomes friends with Johnny Depp - and in 1995 or 95, when Jerry was really at his crazy worst, went up to Johnny Depp in club Babyland and pulled his dick out and said "JOhnny Depp suck my dick" and the Hell's Angels hit him over the head with a Rocking Horse and they shuttled Johnny Depp to the basement. It was in People magazine. That was really funny and stupid. So Jack should bring it up to Johnny. Just weird right?
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:08:20 am)

Decoy:
Another good story.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:11:16 am)

Decoy:
I'm glad we're getting this all down.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:11:51 am)

Chewing Wax:
That Jerry.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:13:08 am)

bela:
One time I was in Lakeside Lounge and Tom was playing and Jerry was in front and I turned around to talk to Daria and when I turned back around Jerry was standing close to me completely naked. I knew I couldn't get through life without seeing him naked.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:15:45 am)

Heruka:
Wow. You should write a book.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:17:03 am)

Sleepy:
We can put this in the "Lounge Chronocles".
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:23:12 am)

Sleepy:
I like the sound of that.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:23:22 am)

bela:
Best part of that story was when Jerry got interviewed by People, or some magazine, and he said that "the Hell's Angels hit like girls" so he had to lay low for awhile. I thought that was funny. I wouldn't fuck with them, they're totally scary, he was so nuts.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:25:06 am)

Sleepy:
I've seen Joan Osbourne twice. How did that happen?
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:25:17 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'll bet you go see a lot of music. I'll bet you do.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:26:57 am)

m©:
Hello ..What has become of this slightly unscrewed naked Jerry?
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:27:41 am)

Heruka:
Hells Angelsa are pussies. I kbew a guy who would go to the HA club and start beating the piss out their bikes, then when they came out to he would go into his trunk and grab a motorcycle chain that was approx. 10 feet long, and start whipping the crap out of them. I don't see that guy any more. He had to flee the state for some reason.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:28:36 am)

Chewing Wax:
We could make a series out of it. "Burnt Ball's frozen Siberian Adventure". "Heruka goes to Vegas". "Sping has Breakfast". "Generalisimo Franco finds a new home". And of course "Afternoon Bastards, the wisdom of Cushca".
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:29:25 am)

m©:
Why did he hit their bikes?
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:29:44 am)

bela:
When Tom and Jerry were really young, Tom was 21 and Jerry was 24, they got in a scuffle on the road with some guys - these guys ran them off the road or something and then tried to kill them. So a couple of weeks later Tom and Jerry are in Chinatown working and they see one of the guys that hit them - the guy was pushing a garment rack, his family owned a garment business in Chinatown. So Tom and Jerry got a pipe and ran up behind the guy and Tom maced the guy and Jerry hit him over the head with the pipe. All these guys that worked for the kid's family saw what happened and they started chasing Tom and Jerry - then it was this big police chase and T & J ran into this building and Jerry got away somehow, he went into another building across the street so Tom was out on the fire escape, the builind was surrounded by cops and people, and the people were chanting "shoot him, shoot him" and Jerry was across the street laughing at the whole thing. So Tom got taken in and spent the night in jail. I love that story. Idiots.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:30:00 am)

Heruka:
So they would come out after him. He was a wild guy. And he hated bikers.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:31:08 am)

bela:
Tom found out just a couple of years ago that that guy that they maced and hit over the head with a pipe got killed in prison. Tom knew his brother or something, they became acquaintances after that.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:32:22 am)

m©:
Oh a biker hater with a death wish. pissing on them would achieve the same effect without scratching the paint.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:33:19 am)

Heruka:
I can't stand biker gangs myself, thankfully, they dying off. Not soon enough.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:35:17 am)

bela:
When Tom and Jerry were in two minutes hate, Jerry would get naked and stick beer bottles up his ass. I saw it on video and I couldn't believe it. Hes really big into shock value.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:35:50 am)

Heruka:
PWT.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:36:54 am)

m©:
The cops found a dead Vietnamese guy with a meat cleaver stuck in his head at the end of our street a few weeks ago. I'm not sure what he did to get that way.
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:37:05 am)

:
meat?
(Thu Oct 11, 2001 - 11:37:37 am)