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Decoy:
I want to believe you mooch. All hopped up on goofballs he is.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:01:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Sorry. Netscape crashed and then my computer crashed. Westminster Dog Show on tonight. Whoop! My telvision viewing is set. Every year they thaw out Joe Garagiola. I just love him.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:03:32 pm)

Decoy:
Woof woof.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:03:49 pm)

Decoy:
Hot and sour smack
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:05:40 pm)

Decoy:
Pot Stickers
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:05:50 pm)

Decoy:
Okay, I'm done.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:05:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I was going to do a hot and sour but I decided to leave it for someone else. Well done.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:10:30 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Wanton Weed
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:11:09 pm)

Decoy:
Ask any Mets fan about the most direct link to the 1986 World Series, and his memory bank will produce one unmistakable image, still perfectly intact: Jesse Orosco flinging his glove to the planets after striking out Marty Barrett in Game 7-- a triumph that, even today, stands as the greatest moment in Mets' history.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:11:14 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Funny, I see the ball going through Buckner's legs. And Ray Knight coming home, galluping with his arms straight up.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:17:36 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'll have to watch Game 7 again.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:18:10 pm)

Decoy:
You see Game 6? Either way, their both good moments.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:20:10 pm)

Decoy:
they're
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:20:30 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yes they are.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:22:23 pm)

theo:
Tigers line-up looks good, now if we only had a few good pitchers..
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:36:25 pm)

Decoy:
Mets pitching looks great, if we only had an outfield.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:43:49 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I think The Bisons are going to take the IL again this year. I just have a feeling.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:52:57 pm)

Decoy:
Are they still in Buffalo? Good for them.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 3:57:38 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Oh yes. Wildly popular too.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 4:01:03 pm)

Sleepy:
There really is a carpet. He makes the two sisters get underneath it and he has fooled them into thinking they are safe from the plague, which is actually non-existent. And, and, cracked teeth. I cracked my tooth on something in a salad. Yet more reasons to dislike rabbit food. That would never have happened with a nice soft chocolate gateau.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 4:18:49 pm)

Sleepy:
Queer As Folk part 2 is on shortly. Reasons to be cheerful. Oh yes. Goodnighty.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 4:19:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yip!
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 4:19:46 pm)

Chewing Wax:
But sorry about your poor tooth. Olive pit maybe?
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 4:20:28 pm)

Sleepy:
What ten tracks would you put on a Robyn Hitchcock Christmas album? Something to think about whilst you spin in your swivel chairs. Bye!
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 4:21:45 pm)

Sleepy:
Still here. It's cracked, but not broken. I hope it never does break 'cos it'd be a real bastardo to fix. Really going now. Bye chum.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 4:23:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Oh Holy Night
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Let it Snow
The Waitresses "Christmas Wrap"
The Kink's "Father Christmas"
Santa Claus is Coming to Town
White Christmas
Frosty the Snowman
Vera Lyn's "The Little Boy that Santa Claus Forgot"
You're a Foul One Mr. Grinch
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 4:30:17 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's just the first ten I could think of.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 4:31:14 pm)

Decoy:
I have a cracked tooth too. I live in constant fear of Chewing Salad on the right side.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 4:31:24 pm)

Decoy:
I Saw Mommy Kissing Dredlocks
I Wanna Trim Your tree
Father Christmas
Greensleeves
Silent Night (Tribute to Elvis)
Linus And Lucy (for Guitar)
Jingle Bells
You're a Foul One Mr. Grinch
Roll Rudolph a Bone
Pass The Bong its Fucking Christmas Don't You Know.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 4:37:09 pm)

:
....eeerrrruuupppp..'cuse me
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 4:41:26 pm)

:
Where does it hurt? Don't be a hero. I know you're brave. I want to know exactly where it hurts.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 6:14:22 pm)

theo:
Things 2 do at Wal-MartTake shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.Tell an employee in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".Play with the automatic doors.Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along.Walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."Follow people through the aisles, staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. Play soccer with a group of friend, using the entire store as your playing field. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" Put M&M's on layaway. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"Toilet paper as much of the store as possible. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Take bets on the battle described above. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. Hold indoor shopping cart races. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible." Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. Two words: "Marco Polo." Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. During announcements over the PA, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 9:32:47 pm)

Myk Murphy:
good evening, folks. i truly enjoyed that "things to do at wal mart", since i had to go to a Target tonight. you know that your store is too goddamn big when they have to provide colorful maps at the front entrance. we had to walk over to the green area. we bought catnip for the cats. they lost their little cat minds. that was fun.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 10:47:06 pm)