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Mrs Dr GB:
Have no fear Seamus. When your master awakes, demonstrate to him your powers of writing. Not only will he forget all about his fishing plans, he'll invite the TV stations round and make a lot of money out of you. But you'll get lots of free dog food in some sponsorship deal, so everyone will be happy. The End.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 8:00:59 am)

Join us, Seamus!:

(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 8:02:32 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, lovelies. Just stay in the boat, dog, and you will be just fine.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 8:44:11 am)

Sleepy:
I just bought a tuna nicoise salad. What the hell was I thinking?
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 8:58:52 am)

Sleepy:
And now my ears are ringing because some hideous little fucks, aka local schoolboys, let a firecracker off near me. Bastards.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 9:02:19 am)

Chewing Wax:
That poor puppy. Local schoolboys eh? I hope you are thinking revenge.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 9:06:29 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Little shits. We will find them. It will become our life's purpose. I think you should force feed them tuna nicoise salad.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 9:37:55 am)

Sleepy:
Speak up. All I hear is bells.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 9:45:08 am)

bela:
Well, I got the scoop on my creepy lusty neighbor. One night last week, I saw him talking to Alyce, crazy girlfriend of Jerry, my inlaw. Shes just chatty and annoying so she was harrassing him while he was sitting on his steps with his dog Madison. So I ran into her over the weekend and asked what his deal is and she said that he was weird and unfriendly, sort of thinks hes better than everyone - that was her impression. He works in media and travels alot and the dog, Madison is really sweet. I couldn't go out with him acting like that.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:02:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
That and he named his dog Madison.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:05:29 am)

bela:
I know, isn't that a stupid name. I hate when people name their dogs Maggie or Madison, or Grendal.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:08:23 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Grendal? Is that a joke name?
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:11:30 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Anyway: I know someone who called their kid Madison. And that's just not nice.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:11:55 am)

Chewing Wax:
That reminds me. I have to read that new translation of Beowulf I bought over a year ago.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:19:16 am)

bela:
On that show I was obsessed with, Thirty Something, they had a golden lab named Grendal, or Grendle - I don't know how you would spell it.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:19:49 am)

bela:
Golden Retriever, not a lab.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:20:09 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I like the bloke with the tidy beard.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:20:33 am)

bela:
Huh? Elliot? The only character that didn't have a beard was Michael. Elliot, Miles and Gary all had beards. Elliot's beard was the most tidy I would say. But come on - he was annoying and he had red hair.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:22:46 am)

Heruka:
A show about whiney little yuppies. Seamus caught no fish. As for me, I'm -0- on the trout season myself.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:28:31 am)

bela:
Leave that poor puppy alone. God, I feel sorry for Seamus. I'm sure he feels ripped off that some big dope adopted him.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:30:49 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Nothing wrong with red hair.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:43:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
Uh oh. Strom Thurman, 98 year old Republican and former slave owner has collapsed on the Senate floor. Gosh.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:48:36 am)

Detlef Sping:
It's all falling down.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:55:17 am)

Heruka:
As it turns out, he was just taking a mid-morning nap. He's fine. He can serve another 100 years. God bless him.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:56:35 am)

Chewing Wax:
That's the first thing I thought. I bet be "collapses" eight to ten times a day.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:57:30 am)

bela:
Nothing wrong with red hair unless you have white eyebrows and eyelashes. Thats just creepy and wrong. I feel sorry for those people.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:57:41 am)

Strom:

What? Where? Negroes?
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 10:59:04 am)

Chewing Wax:
Well God bles him indeed. He's a war hero he is.

1942-46 World War II; First US Army - American, European and Pacific Theaters. Landed in Normandy on D-Day with 82nd Airborne Division, awarded 5 Battle Stars. For his military service, earned 18 decorations, medals and awards, including the Legion of Merit with Oak Leaf Cluster, Bronze Star for Valor, Purple Heart, Belgian Order of the Crown, and French Croix de Guerre.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 11:02:36 am)

Detlef Sping:
What a guy.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 11:06:35 am)

Chewing Wax:
Sniff. I've never really had a personal hero before.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 11:13:41 am)

bela:
A personal hero doesn't have to be someone famous. My personal hero was my friend Gregg. The most excellent awesome person I've ever known. Poor Gregg.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 11:15:50 am)

Strom:

I smell Nazi. You a Nazi there Sping? Huh?
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 11:16:12 am)

Chewing Wax:
I was kidding. My personal hero is my father. And Decoy of course.
(Tue Oct 2, 2001 - 11:16:49 am)