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Queenie:
Now I'll have a big Rennie-shaped hole in my life.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:12:17 pm)

(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:13:22 pm)

(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:15:15 pm)

bela:
Oh, my babies.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:16:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
speaking of which, where's my globe?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:16:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You need a new family picture with bela, the Generalisimo and Monkey.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:17:22 pm)

bela:
I know. I don't have that dog bed cover anymore. Some asshole stole my dog bed covers from the laundrymat. I was so pissed off. The cover alone is $70. The other one is leopard print, its right next to that one. I guess some stupid art bitch thought it was a rug or blanket or something.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:21:47 pm)

Heruka:
It's nice to see Cushca and Queenie makeup.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:25:01 pm)

bela:
Actually, I think it was some pr woman that stole it. There was some woman folding her laundry right there. I know it was her.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:26:14 pm)

bela:
Stole them.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:26:25 pm)

Heruka:
More riots in Cincy? Let's wait and see.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:27:00 pm)

Queenie:
I'm not sure we made up, Heruka.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:29:02 pm)

Heruka:
Man bela. Those are some ugly children! From the fathers side?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:30:36 pm)

(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:35:48 pm)

Heruka:
Gosh. Sorry to interrupt. Adios..
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:44:40 pm)

(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 4:58:14 pm)

anthrax spores
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 5:18:38 pm)

(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 5:38:45 pm)

:
Dumb as a post. No onions.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 5:52:14 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Fucking Marlins.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 9:30:44 pm)

theo:
How much deeper would the ocean be, if sponges didn't grow in it? heh heh...
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 10:26:49 pm)

Myk Murphy:
although i shouldn't laugh, bela's loss of a drummer due to emailed nastiness is, well, disturbingly and comically similar to the activities in my own humble band. 18 months ago (?), our guitar/vocalist wrote a relatively pleasant email about the need to not have this girl attend our sessions, but she was a friend of a bandmate. she was also gorgeous and she had a sexy vocal, but her budding interest in the band was way too "yoko" for his liking. to make it more amusing, the bandmate who received this complaint email had the girl read it with him at the same time, not realizing that disparaging remarks were in the email. oops. he left the band and she never returned to us, and the ex-bandmate never got to have sex with her, which was his main intention.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:12:25 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i appreciate decoy and queenie's comments about the pentagon. while the devastation of WTC is beyond description, i'm afraid that the pentagon attack has tragically touched a few people we know. the destruction really seems bigger in real life. tv doesn't adequately show the scope of either attack, i suppose.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:17:57 pm)

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Queenie:
That show is brilliant.
(Thu Sep 27, 2001 - 3:23:08 am)

A press conference with god:
"Why would you think I'd want anything else? Humans don't need religion or God as an excuse to kill each other—you've been doing that without any help from Me since you were freaking apes!" God said. "The whole point of believing in God is to have a higher standard of behavior. How obvious can you get?"

"I'm talking to all of you, here!" continued God, His voice rising to a shout. "Do you hear Me? I don't want you to kill anybody. I'm against it, across the board. How many times do I have to say it? Don't kill each other anymore—ever! I'm fucking serious!"

Upon completing His outburst, God fell silent, standing quietly at the podium for several moments. Then, witnesses reported, God's shoulders began to shake, and He wept.
(Thu Sep 27, 2001 - 3:34:13 am)

Teacher:
Patiently explain to your child that in 1979, the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan, outraging the U.S. Determined to stem the tide of communism, the U.S. provided Afghanistan with military support in the form of weapons and training. Among the beneficiaries of this support were many of Qutb's radical-fundamentalist adherents. These fundamentalists eventually took over Afghanistan in the form of a group called the Taliban. Militarized and radicalized by years of war, Taliban leaders turned against the U.S., which long supported them in their fight against the occupying Soviets but eventually came to be seen as the embodiment of Western immorality.You should also let your child know that among those supported by the Taliban is Osama bin Laden, a Saudi multi-millionaire and terrorist who for years has taken refuge in encampments in the rugged hills of Afghanistan. Like his Taliban brethren, bin Laden believes that the U.S. is guilty of apostasy and should be punished accordingly.Your child will likely ask why bin Laden is so angry at the U.S. Explain to him or her that much of his anger is rooted in the fact that, during the Gulf War, the U.S. stationed troops in Saudi Arabia, the nation that is home to the Islamic holy cities of Mecca and Medina. Bin Laden was further angered by America's post-Gulf War efforts to oust Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein by imposing an embargo against his nation
(Thu Sep 27, 2001 - 8:01:13 am)

Decoy:
Ho hum.
(Thu Sep 27, 2001 - 8:58:39 am)

Decoy:
Wouldn't that make Saudi guilty of apostasy?
(Thu Sep 27, 2001 - 9:00:13 am)

Decoy:
We are trying to rid the world of communism AND terrorism. Gosh this is tedious, but I'm on break and no one is here.
(Thu Sep 27, 2001 - 9:01:26 am)

Cushca:
Afternoon bastards.
(Thu Sep 27, 2001 - 9:01:46 am)

Decoy:
I like that bit about not killing, but I hope that teacher isn't in my school district.
(Thu Sep 27, 2001 - 9:02:22 am)