1520

Cushca:
Hello Bird.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:28:59 pm)

Queenie:
Did you say "bigger"? I think you meant "festively plump".
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:29:55 pm)

Cushca:
No. I meant bigger.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:30:52 pm)

Queenie:
"Luxuriously padded"?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:31:22 pm)

Queenie:
No but seriously, I'm sorry about the poop stories. But... goddammit... bela said, "tell gross stories" and well.......
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:31:59 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
bela. fucking pah. big fat and snotty, indeed.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:33:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
She's buggered off. She's hiding under a table.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:33:33 pm)

Queenie:
On a lighter note, last night, as he was about to drift off to sleep, Ken had the thought that "Fisted Mister" would be a funny album title. Though I thought it was funny too, I didn't really think it would make a good name for a record.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:36:27 pm)

bela:
I am not, I'm trying to find goddamn Ken Firpo's number. Real Estate extortionist extrodanaire. I was kidding GB. I'm the partially psychic one, I know you're not fat or snotty. White appliances, pastels.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:36:59 pm)

bela:
My nephew said that I was so fat that my waistline is the size of the equator and then he said that I was so ugly that my pillow cries. Clever kid huh?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:38:23 pm)

Cushca:
What a scrote.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:38:38 pm)

Queenie:
So ugly that your pillow cries? Man. Never heard that one before. I was once told that I was born at the top of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:39:24 pm)

Queenie:
That was just last week.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:39:34 pm)

bela:
Ever heard hit with an ungly stick? Thats a good one.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:47:58 pm)

bela:
He had to re insult me because a 300 pound 11 year old calling a 5 8 128 pound girl fat is sort of silly.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:48:37 pm)

Chewing Wax:
two bag ugly?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:49:20 pm)

Queenie:
It is very silly. He's obviously got insecurities.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:49:34 pm)

bela:
So first he called me fat and then the reinsult was the ugly comment. He likes bitchy, tan, lots of perfume wearing STaten Island girls.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:49:35 pm)

Queenie:
A friend of mine, when she was younger in the eighties living in Florida, was in the checkout line at the grocery store. Back then she wore all black and bright red lipstick and she had this fierce jet black hair in this Betty Page cut with a long white streak down it, like the lady on the Munsters. Anyway so she's in line, and she smiles down at this little boy who's in line behind her, and the kid quakes with fear and clutches his mother's leg and cries, "Mommy! Why is that lady so UGLY?!?"
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:51:30 pm)

bela:
Thats hilarious! In the same week, I had two little black girls tell me I was pretty. Isn't that the cutest? It was weird. Little black girls find me attractive I guess.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:55:08 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That kid grew up to be Theodore Bundy.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:55:14 pm)

bela:
When that movie Beetle Juice came out, I had blackish sort of hair and a few people told me I reminded them of Winona Ryder. So I'm in this deli, I was about 19 years ole I guess and this little girl was twirling around on the swivel chair and she looks at me and says "You look like Beetle Juice!" I could only assume she thought I looked like Winona Ryder. I hoped anyway.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:57:11 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's a good movie
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:58:22 pm)

Queenie:
Man alive. A fellow I know on another board is crazy militant about gay rights and drives me nuts. He's the guy who got all up in arms about Kevin Smith's movie. Now understand that obviously I'm NOT against gay rights, but this guy says that a joke about a gay person, or using the word "gay" as an adjective in a negative way, is exactly the same as gay bashing. Which I pretty much disagree with. It's offensive, yes. It's rude, yes. But it's not even in the same ballpark as what happened to Matthew Shepard. But this guy thinks it is. Anyway now he's ranting about how all the straight people who died in the WTC tragedy have all their wives and husbands, boyfriends and girlfriends all over the television, but Mark Bingham's gay lover isn't getting nearly enough screen time by comparison. This guy really needs some fucking perspective.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:58:59 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
A lesbian eyed me up in a lift once. Does that count?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 1:01:33 pm)

Queenie:
Counts for something.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 1:02:26 pm)

Queenie:
"Lift" is a nice word for it. But I think I prefer "elevator". I'd rather be elevated than lifted.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 1:03:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Who the gay fuck is Mark Bingham?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 1:04:08 pm)

Cushca:
My thoughts precisely.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 1:05:14 pm)

Queenie:
Mark Bingham was one of the guys on the plane that went down in the Pennsylvania field. He called his mother before the crash -- she's been all over the news. It's presumed that he's one of the guys who rushed the hijackers. He's going to get some sort of medal and everything, but since his gay lover isn't being paraded about in front of the cameras, this guy I know is offended.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 1:07:04 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Seems that he was one of those guys who fought the hijackers on the Pennsylvania crashed flight. Good for him.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 1:07:11 pm)

Queenie:
Apparently the priest from the fire dept. was also gay.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 1:07:28 pm)

Cushca:
I've seen him. He has a small beard. He's quite good looking. I should have guessed he batted for the other team.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 1:07:49 pm)