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Decoy:
Here's your tea, sorry its cold, it was a long walk.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:24:34 am)
Dr GB:
Cold coffee and a cherry muffin, please.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:25:30 am)
Decoy:
THE TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED
10. No one ever steals your chair.
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keepthem.
7. So, with a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" toyour exaggerated resume.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:25:30 am)
Myk Murphy:
good morning, fellow friends of bram. can't wait to get that cd... i guess it's time to place an order!
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:34:44 am)
Decoy:
You don't place an order, you send them money. Besides. Cushca told me to sit tight.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:41:44 am)
Chewing Wax:
I've sent them two hundred dollars in cash. Do you think that will be enough?
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:46:10 am)
Cushca:
I'd have done it for one-fifty. Door to door.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:48:37 am)
Decoy:
Gosh I hope so. What if it isn't? Can you add to your order, or do you start over?
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:49:04 am)
Decoy:
Now that sounds like a deal.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:50:03 am)
Cushca:
I try to keep my customers happy. Is there anything else I could do for you, sir?
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:53:09 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'm making a list
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:54:01 am)
Decoy:
Full service, eh? Now that you mention it...
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:54:19 am)
Decoy:
I have maintained a mental list for the last year and a half.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:55:01 am)
Sleepy:
Oh my.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:56:26 am)
Cushca:
Your what?
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:59:28 am)
Chewing Wax:
We should compare lists Decoy. We might be forgetting something the other has thought of.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:59:37 am)
Sleepy:
Funny.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 11:59:56 am)
Sleepy:
I was saying 'funny' to Cushca.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:01:21 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I knew what you meant darling.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:01:46 pm)
Myk Murphy:
oh good lord. at this time i would like to request permission to blush. as for my order, there are a few things i should get. i never did get a t-shirt... a nice green one would be cool. a poster would be cool, too. i think it would look nice framed in my basement.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:02:23 pm)
Decoy:
That was on the list. Item 968: Compare lists with Chewing Wax.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:03:34 pm)
Cushca:
LONDON EYE - LONDON EYE - LONDON EYE.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:04:46 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Yes
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:07:03 pm)
Sleepy:
Gormenghast. There. I've said it.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:08:40 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Isn't that over? Didn't it end?
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:09:02 pm)
Cushca:
Sssshhhh. I'll have to calm her.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:10:40 pm)
Sleepy:
Sob.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:11:00 pm)
Decoy:
Stroke her brow, she loves that.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:11:00 pm)
Cushca:
She does too.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:11:20 pm)
Sleepy:
Yes.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:11:27 pm)
Cushca:
Told you.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:11:38 pm)
Decoy:
Its true.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:11:48 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I'm sorry. That was very mean of me.
(Tue Feb 15, 2000 - 12:12:07 pm)